The Bob Hope Vietnam Christmas Show (1966 TV Special)

Carroll Baker: Self

Quotes 

• Anita Bryant : How did he get you to go on this trip?

  Carroll Baker : He promised me some genuine pearls. He gave me a dozen oysters and a hammer. How about you?

  Joey Heatherton : He said he'd get me a barracuda. I thought he meant the car. Now I'm stuck with a stale fish and no ice.

  Dian Parkinson : He promised me I'd get some beautiful silk for next to nothing. He sold me a surplus parachute.

  Anita Bryant : He told me he'd show me all the excitement and intrigue of the Orient. He took me to a Charlie Chan movie.

  Kaye Stevens : He said I'd meet men in the Far East with a lot of pull. He wasn't lying. He introduced me to 7 rickshaw drivers.

• Bob Hope : They're all kidding. Believe me they wouldn't have missed this trip with me for anything. Right?

  Carroll Baker : That's right, Bob. Wherever you go we'll be right behind you.

  Bob Hope : You mean that?

  Anita Bryant : Sure. You're a bigger target.

• Carroll Baker : Oh, Bob. You're too modest. Why, every glamour girl in Hollywood was begging to go on this trip with you.

  Bob Hope : Who told you that?

  Carroll Baker : You did.

  Bob Hope : Well, at least it came from a reliable source.

• Carroll Baker : Bob, how come you didn't invite my husband to come along?

  Bob Hope : What are you talking about? I begged him to come. I even gave him a boat ticket.

  Carroll Baker : But Bob! By the time he gets here we'll be home!

  Bob Hope : Not if he's a fast rower.

• Bob Hope : I loved you in Harlow . I've never seen such sexy and revealing gowns.

  Carroll Baker : I was a little hoarse when I made that movie. Didn't you notice?

  Bob Hope : I didn't even know it was a talkie.

• Carroll Baker : Bob, how is it that we've never been in a picture together?

  Bob Hope : Oh, I think the Code only allows one sex symbol at a time.