The Intelligence Men (1965)
Eric Morecambe: Eric Morecambe
Quotes
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Eric Morecambe : [on seeing that Phillipe, who is sitting next to him, has just collapsed into his soup after being poisoned] Waiter!
Ernie Sage : Yes?
Eric Morecambe : I have a complaint to make.
Ernie Sage : What?
Eric Morecambe : There's a dead man in this soup.
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Eric Morecambe : Looking at her flowered bra top "Can I put those in water for you?"
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Eric Morecambe : I've resigned; I've finished.
Ernie Sage : You can't resign. The whole relationship between East and West depends on you.
Eric Morecambe : I'm not worried about that. And do you know why?
Ernie Sage : Why?
Eric Morecambe : I'm from the North, that's why.
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Eric Morecambe : Are there any birds involved?
Reed : Birds?
Eric Morecambe : Birds, son. He knows nothing. Birds. Beautiful spies with negligees and things.
Colonel Grant : There's never been an operation yet that hasn't exploited the... physical attractions of women.
Eric Morecambe : Physical attractions of women. A, well, you see, that changes the whole thing completely because if I'm going to get involved with fast women, who use... sex...
[to Ernie]
Eric Morecambe : I'm sorry about that.
Ernie Sage : That's all right.
Eric Morecambe : ...who use sex for their own unscrupulous ends, well... I'm the man for the job.