How to Stuff a Wild Bikini (1965)
Jody McCrea: Bonehead
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Quotes
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Peachy Keane : What makes you so hopeless?
Cassandra : I don't know. I think it has something to do with boys. They make me nervous.
Bonehead : They make *you* nervous?
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Johnny : [seeing 3 pretty beach girls, enthusiastically] Hello! How are you?
English Girl : [with British accent] Jolly good, thank you.
Johnny : Hey, you're English.
English Girl : Quite. My name's Cynthia.
Johnny : I'm Johnny, and this is Bonehead - accent on the first syllable.
English Girl : How do you do? I'd like you to meet some friends. This is Maria from Italy. And this is Uta from Germany, she's from Düsseldorf.
Johnny : Mighty pretty country around there.
German Girl : Danke schön.
Bonehead : Gesundheit.
Johnny : How come the United Nation's meeting at the beach?
English Girl : We heard so much about America, and the girls on the beach, we decided to investigate.
Bonehead : [pointing to himself] Anytime you want to investigate the *boys*!
German Girl : Ooh.
Beach Girl from Georgia : [comes walking over, heavy Southern accent] Hi thar, y'all must be new here-abouts.
Italian Girl : Where are you from?
Beach Girl from Georgia : [heavy Southern accent] I'm from Georgia, that's in the South.
English Girl : Of what country?
Beach Girl from Georgia : [looks into camera, nonplussed look on her face] Huh?
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Bonehead : How do we stuff it?
