Loving Couples (1964)
Jan Malmsjö: Stellan von Pahlen
Quotes
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Stellan von Pahlen : All women want to be goddesses. The minute they're only women they die of boredom.
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Agda Frideborg : Knock before visiting a lady.
Stellan von Pahlen : A lady?
[starts spanking Agda]
Agda Frideborg : Ooo! You treat me like...
Stellan von Pahlen : Like what? Like what? You can't treat women like humans.
Agda Frideborg : I'm not a human. I'm a servant.
Stellan von Pahlen : Tonight I'm a wizard and I've come to turn you into a goddess.
Agda Frideborg : I want to be myself.
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Stellan von Pahlen : You, surely, have many other things to make you happy.
Mrs. Landborg : There's nothing like stimulus - it makes even one's most depraved wishes seem innocent. One forgets convention, one forgets one's age. Would you like to see me intoxicated?
Stellan von Pahlen : I am already.
Mrs. Landborg : It's not the champagne, it's youth.
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Stellan von Pahlen : I once went to a fancy-dress ball as a flower girl. I rushed into the shop to buy some flowers and the first thing I saw was Agda's breasts - and you know how I love fruit.
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Mrs. Landborg : I like mixtures. Champagne alone is so boring; but, add a dash of brandy and what do you get?
Stellan von Pahlen : Me.
Mrs. Landborg : I must taste first before I can give an opinion.
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Stellan von Pahlen : [Mrs. Landborg's head clamped between his thighs, facing his crotch] My prisoner!
Mrs. Landborg : Even prisoners can have fun.
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Mrs. Landborg : If I had your waist, I'd never worry.
Stellan von Pahlen : Yes, you would. It has landed me with the strangest bedfellows.
Mrs. Landborg : Are you sure it was your waist they were after, darling?
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Mrs. Landborg : What a sweet boy. If I were you, I'd fall madly in love with myself.
Stellan von Pahlen : It's a terrible problem for me. When I propose to myself I can never make up my mind to accept.
Mrs. Landborg : Oh, I would. I'm sure you'd be very happy together. But supposing you were unfaithful?
Stellan von Pahlen : I'd peep at myself through the keyhole and be mad with desire.
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Stellan von Pahlen : I can't think why I should bother about a person who can't watch a sunrise without losing her pants.