For Those Who Think Young (1964)

Bob Denver: Kelp

Quotes 

• Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III : Get out the filly file.

  Kelp : Entsy-Mentsy-Minsty-Mosy. Annbelle Mosie. Slow breaking curves. Hobby: Judo.

  Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III : Next.

  Kelp : Olive Oleson. This olive only for martinis.

  Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III : Keep going.

  Kelp : Sandy Palmer. Needs hard sell. Keep trying.

• Karen Cross : [sitting side-by-side, in a meditation pose]  Are you sure this is the way they make love in India?

  Kelp : Mmm-hmm. Concentrate. It's mind over matter. We're searching. Groping.

  Karen Cross : Searching. Groping?

  Kelp : Our essences are - merging.

  Karen Cross : Merging.

  Kelp : I have you in my arms. Holding you close. My lips are seeking yours. We kiss. Mmm.

  Karen Cross : Mmm-hmm. Mmm.

  Kelp : Mmm.

  Karen Cross : You beast! You beast!

• Kelp : Aw, do you really feel like that?

  Karen Cross : Absolument.

  Kelp : Well, let's go somewhere where we can get away from each other.