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Julius Caesar
- [repeated line]
- Julius Caesar: Friends, Romans...
- Whoever happens to be next to him: Countrymen.
- Julius Caesar: I know!
- Julius Caesar: I've cleaned up this city. Have you forgotten my slogan? 'Nihil expectore in omnibus' - no spitting on the public transport.
- [Of the Britons]
- Mark Antony: You know I just don't get these Britons; everytime we get a good punch up going, someone behind the line yells "Teas up!" and they all disappear!
- Julius Caesar: "Teas up"? How very odd! It must be one of these strange gods they worship, like this other one they're always talking about, "Crumpet."
- Mark Antony: What?
- Julius Caesar: "Crum-pet", I don't understand it at all.
- Mark Antony: You know something; I don't think these Britons don't want to be conquered.
- Cleopatra: [to Hengist who is dressed as Caesar] You do not look like your bust.
- Julius Caesar: [who is dressed as Hengist] No, he's not. He's just a bit cracked.
- Brutus: The senate are worried about matters in the east, the affairs involving Ptolemy and Cleopatra.
- Julius Caesar: Are they having an affair? Oh do tell!
- Bilius: Caesar, there is a messenger here without.
- Julius Caesar: I'm not surprised, if we stay here much longer we'll all be without.
- Mark Antony: [reading a letter from Seneca] Hello - there is news from Egypt, Ptolemy is trying to usurp Cleopatra.
- Julius Caesar: Trying to do what with her?
- Mark Antony: Usurp her.
- Julius Caesar: Sound positively revolting.
- Julius Caesar: Tony!
- Mark Antony: Julie! I caught you with your toga up!
- Julius Caesar: Oh yes, I'm sorry I've caught something, one of these local things I can't seem to shake off. It's called "a-stinking-cold"!
- Bilius: I'm sorry Caesar but for the good of Rome, you must die!
- Julius Caesar: But you're my personal bodyguard and champion gladiator! I don't want to die! I may not be a very good live emperor but I'd be a worse one dead! Treachery! Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me.
- [repeated line]
- Julius Caesar: [in greeting Mark Antony] Tony!
- Mark Antony: [in greeting Julius Caesar in return] Julie!