The Wheeler Dealers (1963)

Pat Crowley: Eloise Cott

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• Molly Thatcher : Now, why do you suppose Mr. Bear wants me to fight off a large Texan?

  Eloise Cott : You think he's got more than business on his mind?

  Molly Thatcher : Every man has sex on the brain, like it's some sort of wonder drug... a cure-all for everything: colds, pleurisy, arthritis. I even had a guy once tell me that sex prevents cavities.

  Eloise Cott : Cavities? In your teeth?

  Molly Thatcher : Sure. When you're tense, you have more acids in your mouth; and acids eat enamel. When you get rid of the tension, you get rid of the acids. And the best way to get rid of tension...

  Eloise Cott : Don't tell me! let me guess.

• Molly Thatcher : Oh, isn't it amazing how I sparkle so early in the morning?

  Eloise Cott : Why bother sparkling? When a girl sparkles down on Wall Street, she's a threat. When she sparkles uptown - in *my* territory - she's a promise.

• Eloise Cott : Say, where are you and this "cowboy" gonna chow down?

  Molly Thatcher : I don't know. Someplace where he can't put his boots on the table and order a burnt steak.

  Eloise Cott : Try "Le Cochon Très Cher." It is so swank, you're not even allowed to use your teeth. You just gum the food.

  Molly Thatcher : That's about the best idea you've had all day.

• Molly Thatcher : [angrily]  Do you remember the first time I told you about Henry Tyroon? I said he was a three dollar bill if I ever saw one.

  Eloise Cott : Then you went through a period of inflation.

• Molly Thatcher : Why that phony was born and bred in Boston. He went to Yale!

  Eloise Cott : Nobody's perfect.