The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze (1963)

Joe DeRita: Curly-Joe

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Quotes 

• Moe : His pistol record is

  [mumbling] 

  Moe : shots out of a possible 300.

  Curly-Joe : That's without bullets.

• Larry : You don't think I'm going to let that blind bat throw knives at me, do you?

  Moe : Blind bat? Why, he can see better than you can and I can prove it.

  Larry : Well, you better prove it.

  [picks up large round tray and holds it up to Curly-Joe's eyes] 

  Moe : Maha.

  Curly-Joe : [peers in opposite direction]  Aha?

  Moe : Rajah!

  [Curly-Joe turns around and stares closely at tray] 

  Moe : What is this?

  Curly-Joe : Half a dollar.

  Larry : You're right. I thought it was a dime.

• [Curly-Joe opens door just as Moe is coming through; there is a spectacular crash of breakfast dishes and cutlery] 

  Curly-Joe : I'm sorry, Moe. The door swung and all the dishes broke.

  Moe : Well, don't distress yourself, lad. You didn't break everything.

  Curly-Joe : I didn't?

  Moe : [Holds up an intact plate]  Here's one you missed.

  Curly-Joe : Hey!

  [Moe breaks it over his head] 

• Curly-Joe : Remember, we're born chiselers.

• [Amelia is using the back of a frying pan as a mirror while Phileas plots their course] 

  Phileas Fogg III : Now, owing to monsoons at this time of year, we may have trouble getting across this bridge. It could be completely under water.

  Curly-Joe : Don't worry, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

  Moe : [chuckling]  Pardon me, may I have the mirror?

  Amelia Carter : Why, certainly.

  Moe : You know, a sharp crack deserves a sharp answer.

  Curly-Joe : Yeah.

  [Moe whaps Curly-Joe with pan] 

• [Curly-Joe's thrown knife grazes Larry's fake mustache] 

  Moe : Missed that.

  Curly-Joe : Missed that? Impossible!

  Larry : Missed that? What is he aiming at?

  Moe : You'll find out.

• [Guards are roughing up Curly-Joe] 

  Moe : Wait a minute. You're gonna hit a man with glasses?

  Curly-Joe : [gratefully, as guards pause]  Yeah!

  Moe : [takes away glasses]  Go ahead!

• Curly-Joe : [Cavendish and Filch abduct Fogg, Amelia and the Inspector at gunpoint and push the Stooges out of the paddywagon, then speed off]  Hey - have I flipped, or are they the same two cops we saw at the maharajah's palace?

  Larry : They get around faster than we do!

  Moe : I smell a rat!