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Quotes
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Phileas Fogg III : Moe, about how long would you say I've been having kippers for breakfast?
Moe : Man and boy, I'd say we've been eating our kippers every day for, it must be 11 years, sir.
Phileas Fogg III : Time for a change. Starting tomorrow, I'd like sausages.
Moe : Oh, those ugly little brown - SAUSAGES?
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Larry : You don't think I'm going to let that blind bat throw knives at me, do you?
Moe : Blind bat? Why, he can see better than you can and I can prove it.
Larry : Well, you better prove it.
[picks up large round tray and holds it up to Curly-Joe's eyes]
Moe : Maha.
Curly-Joe : [peers in opposite direction] Aha?
Moe : Rajah!
[Curly-Joe turns around and stares closely at tray]
Moe : What is this?
Curly-Joe : Half a dollar.
Larry : You're right. I thought it was a dime.
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[Curly-Joe opens door just as Moe is coming through; there is a spectacular crash of breakfast dishes and cutlery]
Curly-Joe : I'm sorry, Moe. The door swung and all the dishes broke.
Moe : Well, don't distress yourself, lad. You didn't break everything.
Curly-Joe : I didn't?
Moe : [Holds up an intact plate] Here's one you missed.
Curly-Joe : Hey!
[Moe breaks it over his head]
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[Amelia is using the back of a frying pan as a mirror while Phileas plots their course]
Phileas Fogg III : Now, owing to monsoons at this time of year, we may have trouble getting across this bridge. It could be completely under water.
Curly-Joe : Don't worry, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
Moe : [chuckling] Pardon me, may I have the mirror?
Amelia Carter : Why, certainly.
Moe : You know, a sharp crack deserves a sharp answer.
Curly-Joe : Yeah.
[Moe whaps Curly-Joe with pan]
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[after a prolonged fight in the dark where everyone keeps hitting the wrong people before finally knocking out the bad guys]
Moe : I knew you'd get the right ones if you kept on swinging.
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Moe : [in re Itchi Kitchi] That's not a man! That's a committee!