Follow the Boys (1963)

Russ Tamblyn: Lt. (j.g.) Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith

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• Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : [he has brought her a rose]  It's one of those artificial ones.

  Toni Denham : It's still very nice.

  Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : I didn't know it was artificial when I stole it from the hotel lobby.

• Lt. Peter Langley : Have you done something I don't know about?

  Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : I haven't even done anything I don't know about.

• Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : Who needs 'em. As a matter of fact, Smitty, I've been thinking. There's nothing in Naval regulations that says we have to spend our liberty chasin' girls.

  Lt. Cmdr. Ben Bradville : What have you got in mind?

  Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : Well, we could - well, we could go see some statues, visit museums, see some cathedrals, soak up a little culture for a change.

  Lt. Cmdr. Ben Bradville : And just forget about girls?

  Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : Exactly.

  Lt. Cmdr. Ben Bradville : What if we get to one of these museums and see a couple of dames?

  Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : We ignore 'em.

• Lt. Cmdr. Ben Bradville : What are your plans for shore leave?

  Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : Well, sir, Lt. Langley and I have decided to spend our time studying Italian architecture.

  Lt. Cmdr. Ben Bradville : That's one of putting it.

• Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : Mademoiselle, you say?

  Lt. Cmdr. Ben Bradville : That's right, Lieutenant. And I understand the Mademoiselle is quite a dish.

• Toni Denham : I'm still under sedation from that Torpedo.

  [looking at Smitty's watch] 

  Toni Denham : Is this thing right?

  Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : Yep. 9:15.

  Toni Denham : When did you last see Pete?

  Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : A couple of hours ago. What about Michele?

  Toni Denham : Hmmm. Well, let's see now, I feel asleep, well, let's face it, I passed right out about 7 o'clock. And then I woke up - I came to, about 8 o'clock. And she wasn't there.

• Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : Bachelors have parties before they get married. I don't see any reason why a girl can't - hey, what would you - what would you call a female bachelor?

  Toni Denham : Toni.

  Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : Yeah, Toni.

• Toni Denham : [kiss]  Tell me I'm out of my mind.

  Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : You're out of your mind.

  Toni Denham : What?

• Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : The Navy just doesn't like its personnel to overstay liberty.

  Toni Denham : Well, I guess it's time to put the Genie back. Hmm?

• Toni Denham : This Genie isn't going to fit in here.

  Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : Deflate.

  Toni Denham : How?