Bye Bye Birdie (1963)

Mary LaRoche: Doris McAfee

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• Doris McAfee : You know these adolescents! Kim'll lose face!

  Harry McAfee : And if I don't get him out that's not all she'll...

• Doris McAfee : Randolph, your father's warned you. If you make another bomb, you'll get spanked.

• Doris McAfee : Tell me, Mrs. Peterson, what does your husband do?

  Mae Peterson : I don't know, he's dead.

• Kim McAfee : Doris? - Mother. - Mommy! - Mommy, Mommy, Mommy! Conrad Birdie's coming over to kiss me!

  Doris McAfee : Oh, isn't that nice.

  Kim McAfee : You don't understand! Conrad Birdie's coming to Sweet Apple to kiss me! Oh, Mommy! Oh! Oh! Oh!

  Doris McAfee : I never thought I'd say it, but - God bless Conrad Birdie!

• Harry McAfee : Now, hear this. I have decided that bunch of grafters is getting out of here! That is the unshakable decree that I have made as head of this household. So you go upstairs and tell them.

  Doris McAfee : Me? How can I tell Mr. Peterson and that nice Miss DeLeon?

  Harry McAfee : Nice? I know that show business crowd - probably living in sin.

  Doris McAfee : Harry Lionel McAfee!

  Harry McAfee : I never told you, but one summer I worked with the circus. Oh, those midgets, wild!

• Harry McAfee : Me? On Ed Sullivan?

  Doris McAfee : Oh, I'd die! What would I wear?

  Harry McAfee : Gee, Ed Sullivan. He's my favorite human. That's why I decided to let Kim go on in the first place. Me? On the Ed Sullivan Show?

  [singing] 

  Harry McAfee : Ed Sullivan.

  [speaking] 

  Harry McAfee : Me, Harry McAfee appearing with

  [singing] 

  Harry McAfee : Ed Sullivan.

  Harry McAfee , Doris McAfee : [singing]  Ed. Ed Sullivan.

  Harry McAfee , Doris McAfee , Kim McAfee : Ed. Ed Sullivan.

  Randolph MacAfee : Ed Sullivan. Ed Sullivan.

  Harry McAfee , Doris McAfee , Kim McAfee , Randolph MacAfee : Ed. Ed. Sull. Sull. Ed Sullivan. Ed Sullivan. We're gonna be on, Ed Sullivan.

  Doris McAfee , Kim McAfee : How could any family be, Half as fortunate as we.

  Harry McAfee , Doris McAfee , Kim McAfee , Randolph MacAfee : We'll be coast to coast, With out favorite host, Ed Sullivan. Ed Sullivan! Ed Sullivan! We're gonna be on Ed Sullivan!

  Harry McAfee : [speaking]  I've got a wonderful wife, two swell kids, a good business, and now this.

  Harry McAfee , Doris McAfee , Kim McAfee , Randolph MacAfee : [singing]  Someday we'll recall, The greatest day of all!

  Harry McAfee : [speaking]  Ed, I love you.

  Harry McAfee , Doris McAfee , Kim McAfee , Randolph MacAfee : [singing]  Ed Sullivan!

• Kim McAfee : How do you like it? Isn't it exciting?

  Doris McAfee : No! No! No! I told you not to dye your hair!

  Kim McAfee : Oh, but I wanted to! Isn't it a gas?

  Harry McAfee : You dare defy your mother?

  Kim McAfee : But it's my hair.

  Harry McAfee : Not till you're 21.