Harvey Lembeck credited as playing...
Eric Von Zipper
- Cappy: Not you again.
- Eric Von Zipper: Yep, it's me.
- Cappy: I though maybe you'd skip us this year.
- Eric Von Zipper: I like you. And when Eric Von Zipper likes someone, they stay liked.
- [Eric Von Zipper's motorcycle run away and crashes]
- J.D.: You did it again, boss.
- Eric Von Zipper: You stupid, fix it!
- Eric Von Zipper: Ah, Professor?
- Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Yes, Mr. Von Zipper?
- Eric Von Zipper: I wonder if we could talk for a minute?
- Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: You mean like palaver?
- Eric Von Zipper: We could do that, too.
- Eric Von Zipper: What's a matter, baby? You gotta problem?
- Dolores: Yeah, that oversexed maniac with that - that girl.
- Dolores: You better let me go.
- Eric Von Zipper: Hey! I like you. And what Eric Von Zipper wants, he gets.
- [moves in for a kiss]
- Dolores: No. No! Don't!
- Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Eric Von Zipper: Huh?
- Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: I'm R.O. Sutwell. I'm sorry to intrude; but, you're molesting this young lady.
- Eric Von Zipper: Look, nobody tells Eric Von Zipper nothin'!
- J.D.: That's right, nobody tells Eric Von Zipper nothin'!
- Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Who are you?
- J.D.: J.D.
- Eric Von Zipper: That's short for "Juvenile Delinquent."