The Road to Hong Kong (1962)

Joan Collins: Diane

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• Diane : There must be some sensible solution to this problem.

  Harry Turner : Well, of course there is. Two fellas, one girl. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, you come to my house.

  Chester Babcock : Yeah. Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, my house.

  Diane : What about Sunday?

  Chester Babcock : Everbody rests.

• [while agent Diane mistakenly thinks she's made her secret contact with a microfilm photographer, Chester, thinking himself a chick magnet, simply believes he's caught the eye of a beautiful, romantic woman] 

  Diane : [whispers]  Do you think we're being watched?

  Chester Babcock : [noticing Harry staring at them from the bar]  Definitely.

  Diane : Oh, then we'll have to hurry.

  Chester Babcock : Have we got time?

  Diane : If you work fast.

  Chester Babcock : I'll do my best.

  Diane : Good. Now, I've got the room ready at the hotel.

  Chester Babcock : Good.

  Diane : I've made all the arrangements.

  Chester Babcock : Fine.

  Diane : The shades are all drawn.

  Chester Babcock : Very sensible.

  Diane : And we can lock the door from the inside.

  Chester Babcock : Oh, good. I'd hate to get a crowd until I get the hang of it.

• [Agent Diane continues to mistakenly think she's made her secret contact with a microfilm photographer while Chester, thinking himself a chick magnet, still believes he's caught the eye of a beautiful, romantic woman] 

  Diane : Are you sure you've done this sort of thing before?

  Chester Babcock : [suffering from amnesia]  Well, I MUST have. When do we start?

  Diane : Right now.

  Diane : [suddenly shouting]  Darling, it's so wonderful to see you again.

  [She slips him an envelop as she kisses him] 

  Diane : [whispering]  You've got it.

  Chester Babcock : [ego stroked and oblivious to the envelop]  I know it.

  Diane : Don't lose it.

  Chester Babcock : Don't worry.

  Diane : I'll see you at the hotel.

  Chester Babcock : Pull the shades and lock the door.

  Diane : One final thing.

  Chester Babcock : Yes?

  Diane : In case I'm late, you go ahead without me.

• Diane : Are you sure you're not pulling my leg?

  Harry Turner : Business first, fun and games later, mm?

• Diane : Mr. Babcock, if you leave now, you'll be running out on your fellow man.

  Chester Babcock : That still leaves my fellow women.

• Diane : At least you can die like heroes.

  Chester Babcock : Nah, but we're to old to die.

• Diane : I could love you, body and soul.

  Chester Babcock : They're available, in that order.

• Diane : Trust me and you'll come to no harm.

  Chester Babcock : Trust me and I make no promises.

• Harry Turner : How do we get out of here?

  Diane : The submarine. I can handle it.

  Chester Babcock : I know. I read the script.