- Southern Colonel: Sergeant, it is imperative that we get this message to General Lee through the enemy lines. It can only be done by carrier pigeon.
- Southern Sergeant: Carrier pigeon? Well, that's impossible, sir.
- Southern Colonel: Impossible? Why?
- Southern Sergeant: That's why, sir.
- [shows mostly empty pigeon coops]
- Southern Sergeant: All our pigeons have been shot down. All we got left is this little, ol' yellow bird.
- Southern Colonel: Boy, that's really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
- Tweety: Hah! How does a bird go about getting transferred out of this outfit?
- Southern Colonel: Anyhow, that's your problem. See to it that this message gets through to General Lee at all costs.
- Southern Sergeant: Yes, sir...
- Southern Colonel: Damn Yankees.