The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

John Herman Shaner: Dr. Phoebus Farb

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• [a patient has just ran out of Farb's office screaming] 

  Dr. Phoebus Farb : Seymour, Seymour, got a bad tooth, huh?

  Seymour : [frightened; turns around to leave]  No, I thought this was the men's room.

  Dr. Phoebus Farb : Seymour, come back here, you bad dog, you, get in there!

  [Farb grabs Seymour and pushes him into his office] 

• [after pulling out one of Seymour's teeth] 

  Dr. Phoebus Farb : Look at that! Would you look at that, Seymour? I didn't know you were an elk!

• Seymour : It's this tooth, over here.

  Dr. Phoebus Farb : Seymour, who's the dentist here, you or me?

• Dr. Phoebus Farb : Who can be a dentist on Skid Row?

• Dr. Phoebus Farb : That'll teach you to keep your bill up to date, you deadbeat! Well, then run, you sniveling dog! Then run. I'm glad, I hurt you. I'm glad. I'm glad.