Queen of Outer Space (1958)

Paul Birch: Prof. Konrad

Quotes 

• Prof. Konrad : Perhaps this is a civilization that exists without sex.

  Lt. Larry Turner : You call that civilization?

  Prof. Konrad : Frankly, no.

• Capt. Neal Patterson : I didn't say anything to the Queen. I didn't want to put her on guard, but I'm beginning to think our being here is not an accident.

  Prof. Konrad : I'm afraid I must agree with you.

  Lt. Mike Cruze : What is that? What is that?

  Capt. Neal Patterson : The ray that destroyed the space station and knocked us off our course may have originated right here.

  Lt. Mike Cruze : Oh, come off it! How could a bunch of women invent a gizmo like that?

  Lt. Larry Turner : Sure, and even if they invented it, how could they aim it? You know how women drivers are!

• Lt. Larry Turner : [reacting to the Venusians and their ray guns]  They speak English!

  Venusian guard : Go, go, go!

  Prof. Konrad : I believe we better accept the invitation

  Lt. Mike Cruze : Yeah, the way those shooting irons of theirs work, I'm with you, Doc.

  Blonde Venusian Girl with a Ray Gun : Bacchino. Bacchino!

  Lt. Larry Turner : Well, you heard what the babe said. Bacchino?

• Capt. Neal Patterson : You don't just accidentally land on a planet 36,000.000 miles away!

  Prof. Konrad : It would appear that all things are possible in space.

• Prof. Konrad : I don't think they like strangers.

  Capt. Neal Patterson : I don't think they like men!

  Lt. Larry Turner : Yeah, where are the men?

• Prof. Konrad : It's monstrous! Will nothing keep you from going through with this?

  Queen Yllana : Nothing, Professor!

• Prof. Konrad : We don't know how fast we were traveling. Nor, how long we were unconscious. But, of one thing I'm sure of. This is Venus!

• Prof. Konrad : I watched her. Believe me, Captain Patterson, she only had eyes for you.

  Lt. Mike Cruze : That's it! Maybe Yllana has more on her mind besides military information. Neal, why don't you give her the ole romance bit? You know, give her that black magic.

  Capt. Neal Patterson : Queen Yllana?

  Lt. Larry Turner : She's a woman, isn't she!

  Prof. Konrad : Yes, remember the legend of Achilles heel. No one, man or woman, is completely invulnerable.

  Lt. Larry Turner : Now, listen, Skipper, maybe I'm the fella that oughta have all this romantic razzamatazz.

  Capt. Neal Patterson : Sorry. I don't think Yllana's your type.

  Lt. Larry Turner : What do you mean? If she's a woman, she's my type!

• Prof. Konrad : You know, there's a certain irony in the fact that our lives and perhaps the lives of everyone on earth may depend on Captain Patterson's sex appeal.

  Lt. Larry Turner : If she'd of only picked me. I'd get her under a tree with a full moon and all that romantic jazz. Do they have a moon on the planet Venus?

  Prof. Konrad : Yes, they have several.

• Capt. Neal Patterson : Is there any special reason for taking your friends along?

  Talleah : Yes. Because if we can't change the civilization here, I thought, perhaps, we can go someplace and start one on our own.

  Prof. Konrad : She's straightforward about it, anyway. I hope you realize, Captain, this leaves you with a grave responsibility.

  Capt. Neal Patterson : Well...

  Talleah : I'm sure that the Captain is dependable in everything.

• Lt. Mike Cruze : Well, what now?

  Prof. Konrad : My guess is, they want to look us over.

  Capt. Neal Patterson : That's fair enough. Larry's sure looking them over.

  Lt. Larry Turner : You're not foolin'. How do you like that blonde? Wow! Hey Mike, how'd you like to drag that to the Senior Prom?

• Lt. Larry Turner : Why do you suppose the Queen and her counselors wear those masks?

  Prof. Konrad : I'd assume for the same reason that Oriental potentates made their wives wear veils.

  Lt. Mike Cruze : Oh, you mean so the hoi polloi can't take a peek?

  Prof. Konrad : Something like that.

  Lt. Larry Turner : Brother! They must be knockouts - judging by what there is to see.