Bugs' Bonnets (1956)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Pirate

Quotes 

• Bugs Bunny : [wearing a judge's wig]  You're a family man, Monahan, so I'm only going to sentence you to 45 years, at hard labor. One thing I cannot stand is a dishonorable police officer.

  Elmer Fudd : [as a bride]  Ohhhh, ju-u-u-udge? Will you marry me?

  Bugs Bunny : [groom's hat flies on top of Bugs' head]  Certainly, my darling sweety. I would be delighted to marry up with you.

• [last lines] 

  Bugs Bunny : You know, I think it always helps a picture to have a romantic ending.

• Bugs Bunny : [to Elmer, wearing a gangster's hat, smoking a cigar]  I told ya, Marooni, this was my territory. Told ya to keep out, so...

  [Bugs blows cigar smoke in Elmer's face while he says:] 

  Bugs Bunny : I'm gonna rub ya out, Marooni, see? Yeah, rub ya... out, see? Yeah. See? Out. See? Out.

  [a police cap falls on Elmer's head] 

  Bugs Bunny : See?

  Elmer Fudd : All wight, Wocky, you're comin' with me, you mawefactor!

  Bugs Bunny : Hey, look, copper, we can settle this outta court. Yeah, moolah, yeah.

  [he hands Elmer a wad of cash] 

  Bugs Bunny : Ten G's, yeah. Buy somethin' for the kids, yeah.

  Elmer Fudd : How dare you twy to bwibe me, you miscweant!

• Elmer Fudd : [as a Thanksgiving hunter]  I'm just shooting turkeys for the Thanksgiving dinner.

  Bugs Bunny : [as a Indian chief]  Ug.

  [grabs Elmer's gun and begins to shoot him] 

  Bugs Bunny : Yah-ahboahboahboahboboo!

• Bugs Bunny : [as an army sergeant]  Forwa-a-a-a-rd... march.

• Elmer Fudd : Come on out now, and let me see the cowor of your spurting bwood!

  Bugs Bunny : My spurting blood? Yipe!

• Elmer Fudd : [wearing a General McArthur hat]  I have weturned!

  Bugs Bunny : Yipes! I've been outweighted!

• Bugs Bunny : Okay, buster, what's the idea of shooting sergeants out of season?

• Bugs Bunny : [wearing Army helmet]  All right, dog face, how come every other private in this man's Army's got a rifle, and YOU'VE got a gun?