Stubby Kaye credited as playing...
Nicely-Nicely Johnson
- Nicely Nicely Johnson: Nicely, nicely.
- Sky Masterson: I didn't ask how you are.
- Nicely Nicely Johnson: Don't.
- Harry the Horse: I just acquired five thousand fish.
- Nicely Nicely Johnson: Five thousand? If it can be told, where did you take on this fine bundle of lettuce?
- Harry the Horse: I have nothing to hide. I collected the reward on my father.
- Benny Southstreet: It is an advantage to have a successful father. Nobody ever wanted my old man for as much as five hundred.
- Nathan Detroit: [singing] What's playing at the Roxy? I'll tell you what's playing at the Roxy. Picture about a Minnesota man so in love with a Mississippi girl that he sacrifices everything and moves all the ways to Biloxi. That's what's playing at the Roxy.
- Benny Southstreet: [singing] What's in the daily news? I'll tell you what's in the daily news. Story about a guy who bought his wife a small ruby with what otherwise would have been his union dues. That's what's in the daily news.
- Nicely Nicely Johnson: [singing] What's happening all over? I'll tell you what's happening all over. Guy sitting home by a television set who used to be something of a rover. That's what's happening all over.
- Nathan Detroit, Benny Southstreet, Nicely Nicely Johnson: [singing] Love is the thing that has licked 'em!
- Nathan Detroit: [singing] And it looks like I'm just another victim.