- Marge: Could I peel this onion? I can't stand to see a grown man cry.
- Steve Norris: Take it with you, beautiful; drop it into a large martini.
- Steve Norris: Why don't you go somewhere and pass out like a lady?
- Marge: Because ladies just don't pass out.
- Steve Norris: Oh, when they're drunk they do. I hope.
- Marge: What's the matter with her?
- Steve Norris: She's just mad because I wouldn't let her do the dishes. I've been saving them for you, beautiful.