Bugs and Thugs (1954)
Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Rocky, Mugsy, Two Policemen
Quotes
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Rocky : Stop right there, rabbit! How much do you know?
Bugs Bunny : Who, me? Oh, I know uh lotsa things! Two and two is four, Carson City is the capital of Nevada, uh, George Washington was the first president...
Rocky : CUT IT! This guy knows too much, Mugsy.
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Rocky : SHUT UP!
Bugs Bunny : Shut u-up? Why certainly! You don't think I'm the type that would keep on blabbin'? Some people never know when to stop. When I'm told to shut up, I shut up...
Rocky : [sticks gun in Bugs's face] Shut UP shut-in' up!
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[Bugs makes sounds like a police car stopping]
Bugs Bunny : [Irish accent] All right, Clancey, take the boys and surround the house.
[Runs through the door]
Bugs Bunny : Jiggers, the cops!
Rocky : Hide me! Quick, hide me!
Bugs Bunny : Here. hide in here, quick.
[Puts Rocky inside the stove]
Mugsy : Hide me too! Hide me! Wah-hah-hah! It's not fair! You've gotta hide me, too!
Bugs Bunny : I must be dreaming. It couldn't be this easy. Okay, quick. Hide in here.
[Hides Mugsy in stove]
Bugs Bunny : Now don't move until I tell you too.
Bugs Bunny : [Knocking on door] All right, open up! This is the police!
[Forces door open]
Bugs Bunny : All right, where's Rocky? Where's he hiding?
Bugs Bunny : [Normal] He's not in this stove.
Bugs Bunny : [as policeman] Oho! He's hiding in the stove, eh?
Bugs Bunny : Now look, would I turn on this gas if my friend Rocky was in there?
Bugs Bunny : [as policeman] Um, you might, rabbit. You might.
Bugs Bunny : Well, would I throw a lighed match in there if my friend was in there?
[Throws match in stove; it explodes]
Bugs Bunny : [as policeman] All right, rabbit, you've convinced me. I'll look for Rocky in the city.
[Closes door]
Bugs Bunny : The coast is clear, fellas. They've gone.
[Rocky and Mugsy come out of the oven, all burned and groggy; just then the real police arrives]
Policeman : Okay, Clancey. Take the boys and surround the house.
Bugs Bunny : Jiggers, fellas! The cops!
[Rocky and Mugsy hide back in the oven]
Policeman : [Knocking on door] Open up! This is the police!
[Bursts through door]
Policeman : All right, Rabbit. Where's Rocky? Where's he hiding?
Bugs Bunny : He's not in this stove.
Policeman : Oho! He's hiding in the stove, eh?
Bugs Bunny : Would I turn on this gas if he was in there?
Policeman : Um, you might, rabbit. You might.
Bugs Bunny : Well, would I throw a lighed match in there if he was in there?
Rocky : Oh no, you don't!
[He and Mugsy burst out of stove and grovel at the policeman's feet]
Rocky : Take me with you! Don't leave me with that screwy rabbit! I confess! I did it! Arrest me! Arrest me!
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Rocky : Mugsy, take this rabbit into the other room and let him have it.
Mugsy : Duh, okay boss.
[laughs]
Bugs Bunny : Alright Mugsy, let me have it! Come, come, you hoid what the boss said, let me have it!
Mugsy : Oh uh, okay but duh.
[Gives him his gun]
Bugs Bunny : That's better.
[shoots Mugsy in the face]
Mugsy : Duh, I let him have it boss just like you said.
[Passes out and lands on top of Rocky]
Rocky : Get off!
[punches him]
Rocky : I guess I'll have to take care of that rabbit myself.
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Bugs Bunny : [Bugs tells Mugsy to pull into a gas station. As they stop, Bugs gets out of the car, borrows a nickel and walks into a telephone box] Hello, police department? I've got the bank robbers, we're on Highway 55, headin' west.
[Mugsy quickly grabs Bugs and drags him back to the car, before driving off]
Bugs Bunny : We're driving a '52 Acme, straight eight! Overhead valves, WITH CALIFORNIA LICENSE PLATES!
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Bugs Bunny : [Now a private investigator. Answering the phone in his office] Hello. Bugs Bunny Private Eyeball - Thugs thwarted, arsonists arrested, bandits booked, forgers found, counterfeiters caught and chiselers chiseled!
