Goof on the Roof (1953)

Shemp Howard: Shemp

Quotes 

• Shemp : [after Moe shoves the door into Shemp] 

  [to Moe] 

  Shemp : Hey, why don't you watch where you're going?

  Moe : [to Shemp]  Relax. I give you a hand as soon as I finish eating this jelly sandwich. I can't work on an empty stomach.

  Shemp : I'm hungry too and I haven't...

  Moe : Shaddup and finish your job.

• Shemp : [sees the inside of the wall is on fire]  Oh! Oh! The joint's on fire! Oh, if we only had some marshmallows!

  [to Moe] 

  Shemp : Go out and get some marshmallows!

  Moe : [slaps Shemp with both hands]  What's marshmallows? Come on! Get this thing out!

• Larry : [he and Shemp are trying to get a bucket of water off of Moe's head]  Hey, it's stuck. Help me get it loose. The water must've swelled his head.

  Shemp : Oh, he always had a swell head.

  [Larry and Shemp proceed to tap the top of the bucket with a feather duster and brush respectively and repeatedly, until Moe punches them both in the stomachs] 

  Moe : Stop doing it for me! You're doing it TO me!