Don't Throw That Knife (1951)

Jean Willes: Lucy Wyckoff

Quotes 

• Larry : What does your husband do?

  Lucy Wyckoff : He's an expert in legerdemain.

  Larry : Legerdemain. Oh, a bookkeeper.

  Lucy Wyckoff : No, he's a prestidigitator.

  Shemp : Oh, a pants presser?

  Moe : Are you guys ignorant? Didn't you hear the lady say? He presses refrigerators.

  Shemp , Larry : Oh!

  Lucy Wyckoff : No, no, no. We do an illusion act in vaudeville. He's a magician. He makes things disappear.

  Shemp : I got an uncle who can make things disappear.

  Moe : Is he a magician?

  Shemp : No, he's a kleptomaniac.