- Sylvester: The wedding must take place tonight, milord. The Scarlet Pumpernickel is about, masquerading as a gentleman.
- [Sylvester notices Daffy in disguise]
- Sylvester: And who might you be, sirrah?
- Daffy Duck: Mayhap, perchance, foppish that I am, *I* might be the Scarlet Pumpernickel?
- Sylvester: You, the Scarlet Pumpernickel?
- [Sylvester and the Chamberlain burst into hysterical laughter]
- Sylvester: That's silly! That's ridiculous!
- [Daffy raises his eyebrows at the audience, signaling that he is the Scarlet Pumpernickel]
- Daffy Duck: [after jumping out the window and missing the horse] That's funny. That never happens to Errol Flynn.
- Daffy Duck: The Lord High Chamberlain was simply furious.
- Porky Pig: I'm s-s-s-s-simply furious.
- Daffy Duck: But Milady Melissa was simply delighted.
- Melissa Duck: I'm simply delighted.
- Sylvester: First, I am happy, for I am to marry the fair Melissa. Then, I am furious, because I despise the Scarlet P-P-Pumpernickel.
- Sylvester: [Daffy and Sylvester get into a sword fight] En garde!
- Daffy Duck: Riposte!
- Sylvester: Café au lait!
- Daffy Duck: Champs-Élysées!
- [the two cross their swords]
- Daffy Duck: Ha ha! You ain't got a chance! I'm the hero of this picture, and you know what happens to the villain.
- Sylvester: So what's to know?
- [first lines]
- Daffy Duck: You're killing me! I'm being murdered! I can't stand this torture anymore! I'm dying, you're killing me! I'm telling you, J.L., you're typecasting me to death - comedy, always comedy. Ha ha, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, yuk yuk! Honest, J.L., you just gotta give me a dramatic part.