Cherokee Uprising (1950)
Andy Clyde: Deputy Marshal Jake Jones
Quotes
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[Jake is sending smoke signals]
Marshal Jake Jones : Aw, the dad-busted wind! Keeps blowin' the smoke right in my face. Say, Bob, why don't you finish the message? I'm plumb wore all out.
Marshal Bob Foster : Haven't got time, Jake - gotta finish shavin'. Don't want to look like a tramp with these whiskers on my face. 'Course on some people it might look good.
[glances at the bearded Jones]
Marshal Bob Foster : I don't know any of *those* people.
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Marshal Jake Jones : You get the dog-gonedest hunches, but I'd wish you'd quit playing dead. You want my whiskers to turn white like Santa Claus's?
Marshal Bob Foster : Why, it might give you a little dignity.
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[Jake discovers the villain's moonshine still]
Marshal Jake Jones : Oh, lookee... Enough of that stuff to take a bath in!
Marshal Bob Foster : When did you start bathing?
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[Although their cabin is burning and full of smoke, the marshals pick off their attackers one by one]
Marshal Jake Jones : I got him! There can't be many left out there.
Marshal Bob Foster : Keep firing, Jake! Keep me covered! I'm going out after 'em.
Marshal Jake Jones : Well, don't be too long. I don't want to be well-done.
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[Bob and Jake capture the brains behind the renegade Indian attacks]
Marshal Jake Jones : Doggone, if it ain't Mr. Welch!
Marshal Bob Foster : Yes, Mr. Welch... renegade and murderer.
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[last lines]
Marshal Bob Foster : Hey, Jake, here comes your girlfriend!
[Mrs. Strongbow gives Jake a small box]
Marshal Bob Foster : Now isn't that nice. She brought you a going-away present.
Marshal Jake Jones : Thank you, Mrs. Strongbow. Thank you very much.
Marshal Bob Foster : Well, aren't you going to open it?
Marshal Jake Jones : Aw, in front of everybody?
Marshal Bob Foster : Oh, come on. It might be a baked apple pie.
Marshal Jake Jones : Oh, apple pie? Maybe some cheese with it...
[Jake opens the box and, to his digust, pulls out a razor]
