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- Max O'Hara: Got a new angle. Just thought of it. It's great. I'll take cowboys.
- Windy: Cowboys? What for?
- Max O'Hara: To lasso lions, of course!
- Windy: But Maxie, you can buy all the lions you want in California!
- Max O'Hara: But I'm gonna send you stories from Africa! They'll fight to get 'em. All you gotta do is pass 'em out. Don't you understand? I'm gonna be in terrible danger. In darkest Africa.
- Max O'Hara: [to a table of drunks] Listen you guys, cut out the rough stuff or I'll feed you to the lions. The kid's cigarettes will be on your check. Enjoy yourselves... gentlemen.
- Crawford: [amidst animal growls] It can't be; we're a hundred miles from that country - but it is, I swear it is! Ali, get me my gun - *big* gun!
- Jill Young: [after O'Hara and Crawford have fled] Aren't you afraid of Joe?
- Gregg Johnson: I sure am, but I don't want him to know it.
- Max O'Hara: Come on, Windy, I got a million things to do.
- Windy: You got time for this.
- [turns on movie projector. Jill and Gregg come into the scene]
- Max O'Hara: Hey, it's the kids!
- Windy: Crawford told me to spring it on you. He shot it when he was down there.
- Max O'Hara: [calling to the screen] Hey, Jill.
- Jill Young: [silently] Hello Max.
- Max O'Hara: Hey, they said "Hello, Max".
- Max O'Hara: [Joe walks into the scene. O'Hara steps back] *Yipe*.
- Max O'Hara: [clutching his chest and staggering] Oh! I think I'm gonna have another heart attack!
- Schultz: [pushing O'Hara into a police car] Fine, have it in there!
- Max O'Hara: Got a new angle. Just thought of it. It's great. I'll take cowboys.
- Windy: Cowboys? What for?
- Max O'Hara: To lasso lions, of course!
- Windy: But Maxie, you can buy all the lions you want in California!
- Max O'Hara: But I'm gonna send you stories from Africa! They'll fight to get 'em. All you gotta do is pass 'em out. Don't you understand? I'm gonna be in terrible danger. In darkest Africa.
- Agent: Maxie, I can get you a great act; it can work on a raft.
- Max O'Hara: What?
- Agent: Monkeys!
- Max O'Hara: Aw, nix, cut it out, will ya'?
- 1st Bartender: [In response to a patron hoping that it's a thick piece of safety glass that shields her from the lions] Sure it is, lady.
- [raps his knuckles on the glass twice]
- 1st Bartender: O'Hara had that made special. That'll hold *anything*.
- Golden Safari patron: [walking through the Golden Safari nightclub] Gee, it looks just like Africa!
- 1st Man at Bar: That's a good one. What do you know about it? You've never even been out of the state.
- Nightclub patron: [condescendingly to her escort as they are being led to an upstairs table] And I thought you knew every headwaiter in town.
- Max O'Hara: And they lived happily ever after.
- Windy: I sure hope so.
- Max O'Hara: Oh, they will. They're back home where they belong.
- Gregg: [a caged Joe has pushed his dinner tray on the floor] Looks like you lost your appetite. So have I.
- Obrinsky: Captain O'Toole? This is Obrinsky. We got a report on the gorilla. This is the *real* thing.
- Windy: The rodeo?
- Gregg Johnson: Yes, sir.
- Windy: You a cowboy?
- Gregg Johnson: Yes, sir.
- Windy: Texas?
- Gregg Johnson: No, sir. Oklahoma. We rope and ride there, too, you know.
- Jill Young, as a Girl: Oh, my goodness. Isn't he sweet? He's better than a doll. I can play with him. He has to have a name. Joe! I'll call him Joe.
- Max O'Hara: How about a spot of tea, old boy, as we say in Africa.
- Gregg Johnson: Much obliged. I'm gettin' where I kind of like the stuff.
- Max O'Hara: It took you six months.
- Max O'Hara: Oh, this is a great story I wrote today: "How I Escaped from Pygmy Cannibals."
- Crawford: Pygmy cannibals? Did you really?
- Max O'Hara: I got it! Hey, what's the matter with you? What do I pay you for? I get all the ideas around here.
- Max O'Hara: Don't you see what a great chance this is for you, honey? Hollywood. You must have heard of Hollywood.
- Max O'Hara: Say, what are you guys trying to do? Stab me in the back? That's gratitude. Queering my deal.
- Max O'Hara: Listen, honey, I wanna make you a star. You'll be the talk of the town. Everybody'll be crazy about you. You'll get beautiful clothes, have your hair fixed up. You'll be a knock out!
- Jill Young: But I can't sing or dance or...
- Max O'Hara: Aw, phooey. Who cares about that?
- Max O'Hara: Just a little misunderstanding all around. Everything's jake now, huh? Have I got plans for you, young lady.
- Max O'Hara: Look at those brawny arms, those massive chests. I ask you, is there one creature in all the world powerful enough to overcome that combination?
- 1st Bartender: Would you like to try our new cocktail? It's called the 'King of Beasts'.
- Golden Safari patron: Heh. He doesn't need it.
- 1st Man at Bar: Shut up, sugar, or I'll throw you to the lion.
- Agent: Hi ya, Max. I got 200 girls for you to look at. They'll be at the pool tomorrow morning.