Holiday Camp (1947)

Jack Warner: Joe Huggett

Quotes 

• Joe Huggett : If I'd have gone to my old Dad and told him I'd lost 19 quid, he'd have tanned the hide off of me!

• Mrs. Ethel Huggett : Joe, I wonder when we was last on our own like this, you and me.

  Joe Huggett : I could tell you when - it was on our honeymoon.

  Mrs. Ethel Huggett : Oooh - that was a lovely afternoon!

  Joe Huggett : D'you remember, we took a thruppenny bus and walked right over the golf links to the waterworks.

  Mrs. Ethel Huggett : Ah - let's go there again one day.

  Joe Huggett : We will - the next Saturday after we get home we'll go!

  Mrs. Ethel Huggett : Oooh - not that Saturday, dear - that's the Saturday you're whitewashing the kitchen. It'll have to be the Saturday after.

  Joe Huggett : Well I can't do that one - it's my darts match at the Legion.

  Mrs. Ethel Huggett : Oh. Oh well, we'll go one day.

  Joe Huggett : Yeah. One day we really will.

• Joe Huggett : [the baby is a mess]  You might look after 'im Mother.

  Mrs. Ethel Huggett : Well I 'aven't got eight eyes like an octy-puss.