Fun and Fancy Free (1947)

Billy Gilbert: Willie the Giant

Quotes 

• Willie the Giant : [lifts the roof off of Edgar Bergen's house]  Hey, has anybody seen anything of a teensy-weensy, little mouse?

  Edgar Bergen : No, I-I-I...

  [faints] 

  Luana Patten : Oh, Mr. Bergen!

  Charlie McCarthy : Bergen, speak to me! Speak to me!

  Willie the Giant : What's the matter with him? Something he ate?

  Mortimer Snerd : No, it's uh, it's a fig... fig... figmentation of his imagination.

  Willie the Giant : No!

  Mortimer Snerd : Yeah. Well, good night, Willie. Don't slam the roof. You might wake Mr. Bergen.

  [laughs] 

• Willie the Giant : [pointing at one of the lines on his hand]  But what's this here? What is it? What is it?

  Mickey Mouse : Uh-oh! I can't believe it!

  Willie the Giant : Is it bad?

  Mickey Mouse : Why, i-i-it says here that you can change yourself into anything!

  Willie the Giant : Sure, sure! You wanna see me? I can change myself into the darndest things! Go on, gimme somethin'. Anything!

  Mickey Mouse : Anything?

  Willie the Giant : Anything!

  Edgar Bergen : See? Mickey never misses a trick. He's got a good idea.

  Mickey Mouse : Well, uh. Can you change into a fly?

  Willie the Giant : A cute, teeny-weeny, itsy-bitsy housefly?

  Mickey Mouse : That's it! A housefly!

  Willie the Giant : Aww, you don't want a fly! How about a bunny with long, pink ears?

  Mickey Mouse : Huh! Well, of course, if you can't do a fly, why, uh...

  Willie the Giant : All right. A fly.

  [suddenly loudly] 

  Willie the Giant : WHY?

  Mickey Mouse : Well, uh... because.

  Willie the Giant : Okay. A teeny-weeny fly... with pink wings! Now for the magic wordies. Fe, fi, fo, fum. He, hi, ho, hum. I'm a most amazing guy. Te, ti, te, ti, te, ti.

  [transforms into a bunny] 

  Willie the Giant : You sure you don't want a pink bunny?

  [notices that Mickey, Donald and Goofy have a fly swatter] 

  Willie the Giant : Hey, what is this? You think you fool Willie.

• Willie the Giant : Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum... I smell...

  Charlie McCarthy : You're telling us.

• Willie the Giant : Pot roast! Chocolate pot roast, with stispacio... with dismashnee... with dismash... with green gravy.

• Willie the Giant : [singing]  Fe, fi, fo, fum / He, hi, ho, hum / I'm a most amazing guy / A most amazing guy am I! / Fe, fi, fo, fum / He, hi, ho, hum / I'm the stuff, I'm telling you! / For here's what I can do / I can change myself into an elf / Fly up high like the birdies / I can disappear into atmosphere - Peekaboo! / 'Cuz I know the magic wordies / Fi, fo, fe, foy / Fe, fe, fe, fe... Fi-Fi? I don't know no Fi-Fi!

• [Willie prepares himself a sandwich] 

  Willie the Giant : Feedee!

  [Slices some cheese, taking Mickey but narrowly avoiding Goofy] 

  Willie the Giant : Fidee!

  [Takes a chicken leg] 

  Willie the Giant : Fodee!

  [Takes some onions, narrowly missing Donald] 

  Willie the Giant : Fum!

  [Pours pepper on his sandwich. Mickey sneezes the contents on Willie's face] 

  Mickey Mouse : Gesundheit!

  [laughs]