It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

James Stewart: George Bailey

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• Man on Porch : Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death?

  George Bailey : You want me to kiss her, huh?

  Man on Porch : Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people.

• George Bailey : What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.

  Mary : I'll take it. Then what?

  George Bailey : Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve, see... and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much?

• [last lines] 

  Zuzu Bailey : Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.

  George Bailey : That's right, that's right.

  George Bailey : [Looks heavenward]  Attaboy, Clarence.

• George Bailey : Just a minute... just a minute. Now, hold on, Mr. Potter. You're right when you say my father was no businessman. I know that. Why he ever started this cheap, penny-ante Building and Loan, I'll never know. But neither you nor anyone else can say anything against his character, because his whole life was... why, in the 25 years since he and his brother, Uncle Billy, started this thing, he never once thought of himself. Isn't that right, Uncle Billy? He didn't save enough money to send Harry away to college, let alone me. But he did help a few people get out of your slums, Mr. Potter, and what's wrong with that? Why... here, you're all businessmen here. Doesn't it make them better citizens? Doesn't it make them better customers? You... you said... what'd you say a minute ago? They had to wait and save their money before they even ought to think of a decent home. Wait? Wait for what? Until their children grow up and leave them? Until they're so old and broken down that they... Do you know how long it takes a working man to save $5,000? Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you're talking about... they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath? Anyway, my father didn't think so. People were human beings to him. But to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they're cattle. Well in my book, my father died a much richer man than you'll ever be!

• George Bailey : [running through Bedford Falls]  Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!

• [George has discovered his brother Harry's tombstone] 

  Clarence : [explaining]  Your brother, Harry Bailey, broke through the ice and was drowned at the age of nine.

  George Bailey : That's a lie! Harry Bailey went to war! He got the Congressional Medal of Honor! He saved the lives of every man on that transport!

  Clarence : Every man on that transport died. Harry wasn't there to save them, because you weren't there to save Harry.

• Mary : [embracing George]  Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for.

  George Bailey : [softly]  You're wonderful... wonderful.

• George Bailey : Dear Father in heaven, I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there and you can hear me

  [begins crying] 

  George Bailey : show me the way... show me the way.

• Mary : Bread... that this house may never know hunger.

  [Mary hands a loaf of bread to Mrs. Martini] 

  Mary : Salt... that life may always have flavor.

  [Mary hands a box of salt to Mrs. Martini] 

  George Bailey : And wine... that joy and prosperity may reign forever. Enter the Martini Castle.

  [George hands Mr. Martini a bottle of wine] 

• George Bailey : Mary Hatch, why in the world did you ever marry a guy like me?

  Mary : To keep from being an old maid!

  George Bailey : You could have married Sam Wainright, or anybody else in town...

  Mary : I didn't want to marry anybody else in town. I want my baby to look like you.

  George Bailey : You didn't even have a honeymoon. I promised you...

  [stops] 

  George Bailey : Your what?

  Mary : My baby!

  George Bailey : [stuttering]  Your, your, your, ba- Mary, you on the nest?

  Mary : George Baily Lassos Stork!

  George Bailey : [still stuttering]  Lassos a stork?

  [Mary nods] 

  George Bailey : What're'ya... You mean you're... What is it, a boy or a girl?

  Mary : [nods enthusiastically]  Mmmm-hmmm!

• George Bailey : [on Mary being caught naked in the bushes after her robe slips off]  This is a very interesting situation!

  Mary : Please give me my robe.

  George Bailey : A man doesn't get in a situation like this every day.

  Mary : I'd like to have my robe.

  George Bailey : Not in Bedford Falls anyway.

  Mary : [after the bushes' thorns starting hurting her]  Ouch! Oh!

  George Bailey : Gesundheit.

  Mary : George Bailey!

  George Bailey : Inspires a little thought!

  Mary : Give me my robe.

  George Bailey : I've read about things like this.

  Mary : Shame on you! I'm going to tell your mother on you.

  George Bailey : Well, my mother is way up on the corner.

  Mary : I'll call the police!

  George Bailey : Well, they're all the way downtown. They'd be on my side.

  Mary : Then I'll scream!

  George Bailey : Maybe I can sell tickets.

  [a car pulls up, and George is told that his father has suffered a stroke] 

• George Bailey : How old are you anyway?

  Mary : 18.

  George Bailey : 18! Why it was only last year you were 17.

• George Bailey : Look, who are you? Who are you really?

  Clarence : I told you, George. I'm your guardian angel.

  George Bailey : Yeah, well what else are you? Are you a hypnotist?

  Clarence : No, of course not.

  George Bailey : Then why am I seeing all these strange things?

  Clarence : Don't you understand, George? It's because you were never born.

  George Bailey : Well, if I was never born... who am I?

  Clarence : You're nobody. You have no identity.

  George Bailey : What do you mean no identity? My name is George Bailey!

  Clarence : There is no George Bailey.

  [George searches his pockets for identification, finds none] 

  Clarence : You have no papers, no cards, no driver's license, no 4F card, no insurance policy.

  [George finally searches his watch pocket for the rose petals from Zuzu] 

  Clarence : They're not there either.

  George Bailey : What?

  Clarence : Zuzu's petals... You've been given a great gift, George: A chance to see what the world would be like without you.

• Mrs. Hatch : Who is down there with you, Mary?

  Mary : It's George Bailey, mother.

  Mrs. Hatch : George Bailey? What does he want?

  Mary : I don't know!

  [to George] 

  Mary : What do you want?

  George Bailey : Me? Nothing! I just came in to get warm.

  Mary : [pause]  He's making violent love to me, mother!

• George Bailey : Well, you look about the kind of angel I'd get. Sort of a fallen angel, aren't you? What happened to your wings?

  Clarence : I haven't won my wings, yet. That's why I'm called an Angel Second Class. I have to earn them. And you'll help me will you?

  George Bailey : [sarcastic]  Sure, sure. How?

  Clarence : By letting me help you.

  George Bailey : I know one way you can help me. You don't happen to have 8,000 bucks on you?

  Clarence : No, we don't use money in Heaven.

  George Bailey : Well, it comes in real handy down here, bud!

• Ma Bailey : [speaking of Mary Hatch]  Why, she lights up like a firefly whenever you are around. Besides, Sam Wainright is off in New York, and you're here in Bedford Falls...

  George Bailey : And all's fair in love and war, right?

  Ma Bailey : [fixing his collar]  Well, I don't know about war...

• Clarence : [hearing Nick's cash register ding]  Oh-oh. Somebody's just made it.

  George Bailey : Made what?

  Clarence : Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel's just got his wings.

• George Bailey : You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you and your money. Well, it doesn't, Mr. Potter. In the whole vast configuration of things, I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider! And...

  [turning to his aide] 

  George Bailey : And that goes for you, too!

• George Bailey : Now, you listen to me! I don't want any plastics, and I don't want any ground floors, and I don't want to get married - ever - to anyone! You understand that? I want to do what I want to do. And you're... and you're...

  [runs out of words, sees her crying] 

  George Bailey : Oh, Mary, Mary...

  Mary : George... George... George...

  George Bailey : [kisses her intensely]  Mary... Would you?... Would you?...

• George Bailey : I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!

• George Bailey : [George hears a train whistle]  There she blows. You know what the three most exciting sounds in the world are?

  Uncle Billy : Uh huh. Breakfast is served; lunch is served; dinner...

  George Bailey : No no no no. Anchor chains, plane motors and train whistles.

• George Bailey : Isn't it wonderful? I'm going to jail!

• Cousin Tilly : Mrs Bailey is on the phone.

  George Bailey : I don't want Mrs Bailey I want my wife... Mrs Bailey? Oh, that's my wife.

• George Bailey : I know what I'm gonna do tomorrow, and the next day, and the next year, and the year after that.

• George Bailey : I'm shakin' the dust of this crummy little town off my feet and I'm gonna see the world. Italy, Greece, the Parthenon, the Colosseum. Then, I'm comin' back here to go to college and see what they know. And then I'm gonna build things. I'm gonna build airfields, I'm gonna build skyscrapers a hundred stories high, I'm gonna build bridges a mile long...

• George Bailey : [the staff celebrates closing the building and loan company with only two dollars remaining, to stay in business]  Get a tray for these two great big important simoleans here.

  Uncle Billy : We'll save 'em for seed.

  George Bailey : A toast! A toast! A toast to Mama Dollar and to Papa Dollar, and if you want to keep this old Building and Loan in business, you better have a family real quick.

  Cousin Tilly : I wish they were rabbits.

• Nick : Hey look, mister. We serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere". Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?

  George Bailey : [intervening]  Nick, hold on. Just give him the same as mine. He's no trouble.

  Nick : Okay.

  [Nick walks away to tend to the bar] 

  George Bailey : [to Clarence]  What's the matter with him? I never saw Nick act like that before.

  Clarence : You'll see a lot of strange things from now on.

• George Bailey : Clarence?

  Clarence : Yes, George?

  George Bailey : Where's Mary? If this is all real and I was never born, what became of Mary?

  Clarence : [hesitates]  Well... I don't... I can't...

  George Bailey : [grabs Clarence by his collar]  Look, I don't know how you know these things, but if you know where my wife is, you'll tell me.

  Clarence : I... I'm not supposed to tell.

  George Bailey : Please, Clarence, where's my wife? Tell me where my wife is.

  Clarence : You're not going to like it, George.

  George Bailey : Where is she? What happened to her?

  Clarence : She became an old maid. She never married...

  George Bailey : [desperate]  Where is she? WHERE IS SHE?

  Clarence : She's... she's just about to close up the library!

  [George throws Clarence to the ground and runs off] 

  Clarence : [more frustrated]  Ohh... there must be some easier way for me to get my wings.

• Mr. Potter : George, I am an old man and most people hate me. But I don't like them either, so that makes it all even. You know just as well as I do that I run practically everything in this town but the Bailey Building and Loan. You know, also, that for a number of years I've been trying to get control of it. Or kill it. But I haven't been able to do it. You have been stopping me. In fact, you have beaten me, George, and as anyone in this county can tell you, that takes some doing. Now take during the Depression, for instance. You and I were the only ones that kept our heads. You saved the Building and Loan, I saved all the rest.

  George Bailey : Yes, well, most people say you stole all the rest.

  Mr. Potter : The envious ones say that, George. The suckers. Now, I have stated my side very frankly. Now let's look at your side. A young man, age 27... 28... , married, making, say, $40 a week.

  George Bailey : Forty-five!

  Mr. Potter : Forty-five. $45 a week. Out of which, after supporting your mother and paying your bills, you're able to keep, say, ten, if you skimp. A child or two comes along and you won't even be able to save the ten. Now, if this young man of 28 was a common, ordinary yokel, I'd say he was doing fine. But George Bailey is not a common, ordinary yokel. He is an intelligent, smart, ambitious, young man who hates his job, who hates the Building and Loan almost as much as I do. A young man who's been dying to get out of this small town and on his own ever since he was born. A young man... the smartest one in the crowd, mind you... A young man who has to sit by and watch his friends go places because he's trapped. Yes, sir, trapped into this small town and frittering his life away, playing nursemaid to a lot of garlic eaters. Do I paint the correct picture or do I exaggerate?

• George Bailey : Now, will you do something for me?

  Zuzu Bailey : What?

  George Bailey : Will you try and get some sleep?

  Zuzu Bailey : I'm not sleepy. I want to look at my flower.

  George Bailey : I know-I know, but you just go to sleep, and then you can dream about it, and it'll be a whole garden.

  Zuzu Bailey : It will?

  George Bailey : Uh-huh.

• George Bailey : [George is having his last meal at home before leaving on his cruise. His father is distraught over his leaving]  Pop, I think you're a great guy.

  George Bailey : [thinking Annie is eavesdropping]  Did you hear that, Annie?

  Annie : I heard it... 'bout time one of you lunkheads said it!

• Mary : You look at me as if you didn't know me.

  George Bailey : Well, I don't.

  Mary : You pass me on the street almost every day.

  George Bailey : Me? Naw, that was a little girl named Mary Hatch, that wasn't you.

• Uncle Billy : [drunk]  Where's my hat? Where's my hat?

  [George takes it off Billy's head and hands it to him] 

  Uncle Billy : Oh, oh thankyou, George. Which is mine?

  George Bailey : The middle one.

• George Bailey : [gazing eyes with Mary]  Well, well, well.

  Freddie Othello : Now, to get back to my story, see?

  [in a trance, Mary hands Othello her drink, and George and Mary start dancing] 

  Freddie Othello : Hey, this is MY dance!

  George Bailey : Oh, why don't you stop annoying people.

  Freddie Othello : Well, I'm sorr- Hey!

• Pa Bailey : I know it's soon to talk about it.

  George Bailey : Oh, now Pop, I couldn't. I couldn't face being cooped up for the rest of my life in a shabby little office... Oh, I'm sorry Pop, I didn't mean that, but this business of nickels and dimes and spending all your life trying to figure out how to save three cents on a length of pipe... I'd go crazy. I want to do something big and something important.

  Pa Bailey : You know, George, I feel that in a small way we are doing something important. Satisfying a fundamental urge. It's deep in the race for a man to want his own roof and walls and fireplace, and we're helping him get those things in our shabby little office.

  George Bailey : I know, Dad. I wish I felt... But I've been hoarding pennies like a miser in order to... Most of my friends have already finished college. I just feel like if I don't get away, I'd bust.

  Pa Bailey : Yes... yes... You're right son.

  George Bailey : You see what I mean, don't you, Pop?

  Pa Bailey : This town is no place for any man unless he's willing to crawl to Potter. You've got talent, son. I've seen it. You get yourself an education. Then get out of here.

  George Bailey : Pop, you want a shock? I think you're a great guy.

  [to Annie, listening through the door] 

  George Bailey : Oh, did you hear that, Annie?

  Annie : I heard it. About time one of you lunkheads said it.

• George Bailey : Now, come on, get your clothes on, and we'll stroll up to my car and get... Oh, I'm sorry. I'll stroll. You fly.

  Clarence : I can't fly! I haven't got my wings.

  George Bailey : You haven't got your wings. Yeah, that's right.

• George Bailey : [on Mary being caught naked in the bushes]  This is a very interesting situation!

• Clarence : I'm Clarence Oddbody, AS2.

  George Bailey : Oddbody... Hey, what's an AS2?

  Clarence : Angel, Second Class.

  [the bridgekeeper, overhearing it, falls backwards in his chair completely spooked] 

• George Bailey : [George walks up to Ernie, who is on the phone, with a newspaper]  Hey, Ernie, look at that.

  [Newspaper headline reads "PRESIDENT DECORATES HARRY BAILEY"] 

  Ernie Bishop : It's going to snow again.

  [Ernie goes back to phone conversation] 

• George Bailey : OK then, I'll throw a rock at the old Granville house.

  Mary : Oh no, don't. I love that old house.

  George Bailey : No, you see you make a wish and then try to break some glass and you've got to be a pretty good shot nowadays too.

  Mary : Oh no George don't. It's full of romance that old place. I'd like to live in it.

  George Bailey : In that place?

  Mary : Uh huh.

  George Bailey : I wouldn't live in it as a ghost.

• Clarence : So... you still think that killing yourself would make everyone feel happier, eh?

  George Bailey : Oh, I don't know. I guess you're right. I supposed it would have been better if I'd never been born at all.

  Clarence : What did you say?

  George Bailey : I said I wished I was never born!

  Clarence : Oh, you mustn't say things like that... Oh, now wait a minute. That's an idea now, isn't it?

  [looks upward] 

  Clarence : What do you think? Ahhh... that will do it. All right, George... you've got your wish: you've never been born.

  [Wind begins to blow violently outside the shack; Clarence yells out the door] 

  Clarence : You don't need to make all THAT fuss about it!

• Mary : Have you made up your mind?

  George Bailey : How's that?

  Mary : Have you made up your mind!

  George Bailey : About what?

  Mary : About coming in!

• George Bailey : Look, we're still in business, we've got two bucks left!

• George Bailey : [to Potter]  In the whole vast configuration of things I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider.

  [to Potter's bodyguard] 

  George Bailey : And that goes for you too.

  [to Potter's employees at the bank] 

  George Bailey : And it goes for you too.

• George Bailey : I'm in trouble, Mr. Potter. I need help. Through some sort of an accident, my company's short in their accounts. The bank examiner got there today. I've got to raise eight thousand dollars immediately.

  Mr. Potter : Oh, that's what the reporters wanted to talk to you about.

  George Bailey : The reporters?

  Mr. Potter : Yes. They called me up from your Building and Loan about an hour ago. Oh, there's a man over there from the D.A.'s office, too. He's looking for you too.

  George Bailey : Please help me, Mr. Potter. Help me, won't you, please? Can't you see what it means to my family? I'll pay any sort of a bonus on the loan, any interest, if you still want the Building and Loan...

  Mr. Potter : George, could it possibly be there's a slight discrepancy in the books?

  George Bailey : No, sir, there's nothing wrong with the books. I've just misplaced eight thousand dollars. I can't find it anywhere.

  Mr. Potter : You misplaced eight thousand dollars?

  George Bailey : Yes, sir.

  [Mr. Potter looks at his bodyguard; they both know that George is lying and covering for Uncle Billy] 

  Mr. Potter : Have you notified the police?

  George Bailey : No, sir. I didn't want the publicity. Harry's homecoming tomorrow...

  [Mr. Potter chuckles] 

  Mr. Potter : They're going to believe that one. What've you been doing, George? Playing the market with the company's money?

  George Bailey : No sir. No sir, I haven't.

  Mr. Potter : Is it a woman, then? You know, it's all over town that you've been giving money to Violet Bick.

  George Bailey : What?

  Mr. Potter : Not that it makes any difference to me, but why did you come to me? Why don't you go to Sam Wainwright and ask him for the money?

  George Bailey : I can't get a hold of him. He's in Europe.

  Mr. Potter : Well, what about all your other friends?

  George Bailey : They don't have that kind of money, Mr. Potter. You know that. You're the only one in town that can help me.

  [Potter chuckles] 

  Mr. Potter : I've suddenly become quite important. All right... if I gave you a loan, what kind of security would I have in return, George? Have you got any stocks? Bonds? Real estate you can use for collateral of any kind?

  George Bailey : Well, I have some life insurance. A $15,000 policy.

  Mr. Potter : Yes. How much equity is in it?

  George Bailey : Five hundred dollars.

  Mr. Potter : Five hundred dollars? And you ask me to lend you eight thousand?

• George Bailey : You call this a happy family? Why do we have to have all these kids?

• [George returns to the bridge where his nightmare began, hoping to bring back his old life] 

  George Bailey : [praying]  Clarence! Clarence! Help me, Clarence! Get me back! Get me back, I don't care what happens to me! Get me back to my wife and kids! Help me Clarence, please! Please! I wanna live again. I wanna live again. Please, God, let me live again.

  [it begins to snow again] 

  Bert : [shouts]  Hey, George! George! You all right? Hey, what's the matter?

  George Bailey : Now get outta here, Bert, or I'll hit you again! Get outta here!

  Bert : What the sam hill you yellin' for, George?

  George Bailey : You...

  [suddenly stunned] 

  George Bailey : George... Bert? Do you know me?

  Bert : Know you? Huh. You kiddin'? I've been looking all over town trying to find you. I saw your car plowed into that tree down there and I thought maybe you - hey, your mouth's bleeding. Are you sure you're all right?

  George Bailey : What the...

  [licks the corner of his lip and checks his mouth with his hand] 

  George Bailey : Ha, ha, ha, ha! My mouth's bleeding, Bert! My mouth's bleeding! Zuzu's petals... Zuzu...

  George Bailey : [checking his pocket]  There they are! Bert, what do you know about that! Merry Christmas!

• Pa Bailey : Of course it's just a hope, you wouldn't consider coming back to the Building & Loan would you?

  George Bailey : Well I...

  [notices Annie eavesdropping] 

  George Bailey : Annie, why don't you draw up a chair and then you'll be more comfortable and then you can hear everything that's going on?

  Annie : I would if I thought I'd hear anything worth listening to.

• George Bailey : [George on the phone to Mary]  Come home... what home? 320 Sycamore. Whose home is that?

• George Bailey : [yelling at Uncle Billy]  Where's that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where's that money? Do you realize what this means? It means bankruptcy and scandal and prison! That's what it means! One of us is going to jail; well, it's not gonna be me!

• Nick : [slamming a bottle on the bar]  That's it! Out you two pixies go... through the door, or out the window!

  George Bailey : Hold on, Nick! What's wrong?

  Nick : That's another thing. Where do you come off calling me Nick?

  George Bailey : Well... Nick, that's your name. Isn't it?

  Nick : What does that have to do with anything? I don't know you from Adam's off Ox.

• George Bailey : Its this old house. I don't know why we all don't have pneumonia. Draughty old barn! Its like living in a refrigerator. Why can't we live somewhere else instead of this measly, crummy old town?

• Mr. Potter : Peter Bailey was not a businessman. That's what killed him. Oh, I don't mean any disrespect to him, God rest his soul. He was a man of high ideals. So called. But ideals without common sense can ruin this town. Now, you take this loan here to Ernie Bishop. You know, that fellow that sits around all day on his brains in his taxi, you know. I happen to know the bank turned down this loan, but he comes *here* and we're building him a house worth five thousand dollars. Why?

  George Bailey : Well, I handled that, Mr. Potter. You have all the papers there. His salary, insurance. I can personally vouch for his character.

  Mr. Potter : A friend of yours?

  George Bailey : Yes, sir.

  Mr. Potter : Uh-huh. You see, if you shoot pool with some employee here, you can come and borrow money. What does that get us? A discontented, lazy rabble instead of a thrifty working class. And all because a few starry-eyed dreamers like Peter Bailey stir them up and fill their heads with a lot of impossible ideas!

• George Bailey : How old are you anyway, Clarence?

  Clarence : [casually]  Ahh, two hundred and ninety-three, ahh, next May.

• George Bailey : [to a derelict Mr. Gower]  Mr. Gower! This is George Bailey! Don't you know me?

  Mr. Emil Gower : No... No...

  Nick : [to his bouncers]  Throw 'em out, throw 'em out!

  George Bailey : Mr. Gower! Hey, what is...? Hey, Nick! Nick! Isn't that Mr. Gower, the druggist?

  Nick : You know, that's another reason for me not to like you. That rum-head spent twenty years in jail for poisoning a kid. If you know him, you must be a jailbird yourself.

• Bailey Child - Tommy : Excuse me, excuse me.

  George Bailey : Excuse you for what?

  Bailey Child - Tommy : I burped.

• George Bailey : Merry Christmas, Mr. Potter!

  Mr. Potter : And Happy New Year to you, in jail! Why don't you go on home? They're waiting for you!

• Violet Bick : Good afternoon, Mr. Bailey.

  George Bailey : Hello, Violet. Hey, you look good, that's some dress you got on there.

  Violet Bick : This old thing? Why, I only wear it when I don't care how I look.

  Ernie Bishop : How would you like to take...

  George Bailey : Yes?

  Ernie Bishop : [to Bert]  Want to come along, Bert? We'll show you the town.

  Bert : No, thanks... I think I'll go home and see what the wife's doing.

  Ernie Bishop : Family man.

• [in the alternate 'Pottersville' universe, George knocks on the front door of his former house which is now a run-down boarding house. His terribly-aged, unhappy mother opens the door] 

  Ma Bailey : [hostile tone]  What? What! Who are you? Wadda want?

  George Bailey : Mother?

  Ma Bailey : Mother? I'm Ma Bailey! If you want a room... we're all full up. Get out of here!

  George Bailey : Mother, don't you remember me? I'm your son, George.

  Ma Bailey : George who? I've never had a son, named George! Get out of here before I call the police!

  George Bailey : No... please Ma... I mean, Mrs. Bailey. Can't you let me come inside? It's cold out here and it's Christmas Eve. I'm in trouble and I'm going through something awful now. Can't you let me in for just a few minutes, for a cup of coffee or tea? It's just until I get over it.

  Ma Bailey : Get over what? I don't let strangers into my house, not unless they're sent by someone I know.

  George Bailey : But I know everyone you know! Like... your brother-in-law, Uncle Billy.

  Ma Bailey : [suspicious]  You know him?

  George Bailey : Of course I do.

  Ma Bailey : When'd you see him last?

  George Bailey : Today, over at his house.

  Ma Bailey : That's a lie! He's been locked up in an insane asylum upstate every since he lost his business! And if you ask me, that's where you belong too!

  [Ma Bailey slams the door in George's face as he looks on with shock] 

• Mr. Potter : [on the telephone]  George, there is a rumor around town that you closed your doors. Is that true?

  [pause] 

  Mr. Potter : Oh, well, I'm very glad to hear that. George, are you all right? Do you need any police?

  George Bailey : [into the phone]  Police? What for?

  Mr. Potter : [into the phone while the nervous bank president looks on]  Well, mobs get pretty ugly sometimes, you know. George, I'm going all out to help in this crisis. I've just guaranteed the bank sufficient funds to meet their needs. They'll close up for a week and then reopen.

  George Bailey : [to Uncle Billy]  He just took over the bank.

  Mr. Potter : [into the phone]  I may lose a fortune, but I'm willing to guarantee your people, too. Just tell them to bring their shares over here and I will pay 50 cents on the dollar.

  George Bailey : [into the phone]  Aw, you never miss a trick, do you, Potter? Well, you're going to miss this one!

  Mr. Potter : [into the phone]  If you close your doors before six p.m., you will never re-open!

  [there is a loud click as George hangs up] 

• George Bailey : Can't you understand what's happening here? Don't you see what's happening? Potter isn't selling. Potter's buying! And why? Because we're panicking, and he's not. That's why. He's picking up some bargains.

• House owner : You must mean two other trees. You had me worried. This is one of the oldest trees in Pottersville.

  George Bailey : Pottersville? You mean Bedford Falls.

  House owner : I mean Pottersville! Don't you think I know where I live? What's the matter with you?

  [He proceeds toward his house. George is completely bewildered] 

  George Bailey : Oh, I don't know. Either I'm off my nut, or he is...

  [to Clarence] 

  George Bailey : ... or you are!

  Clarence : It isn't me!

• George Bailey : [to Mary]  You look older without your clothes on.

• George Bailey : I'm a rich tourist today. How about driving me home in style?

• George Bailey : [Mr Potter]  What's eatin' that old money-grubbin' buzzard anyway?

• George Bailey : I can see through you

  [Ma Bailey] 

  George Bailey : all the way to your back collar button.

• George Bailey : You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna shoot the works. A whole week in New York. A whole week in Bermuda. The highest hotels. The oldest champagne. The richest caviar and the hottest music and the prettiest wife.

• George Bailey : We're all excited around here. My brother just got the Congressional Medal of Honour. The President just decorated him.

  Carter : Well, I guess they do for those things.

• George Bailey : You don't like coconuts? Say, brainless, don't you know where coconuts come from?

  Mary Hatch : A new magazine! I never saw it before.

  George Bailey : Of course you never. Only us explorers can get it. I've been nominated for membership in the National Geographic Society.

• George Bailey : Rochester? Why Rochester?

• George Bailey : What's a pretty girl like you marrying this two-headed brother of mine?

• Bailey Child - Pete : Daddy, the Brown's next door have a new car. You should see it.

  George Bailey : Well, what's the matter with our car? Isn't it good enough for you?

  Bailey Child - Pete : Yes, Daddy.

• George Bailey : Well, maybe I left the car up at Martini's. Well, come on, Gabriel.

  Clarence : Clarence!

  George Bailey : Clarence. Right... Clarence.

• Mary Hatch : [trapped naked in a bush]  Shame on you! I'll tell your mother!

  George Bailey : [thoughtfully]  My mother's way up on the corner there.

  Mary Hatch : I'll call the police.

  George Bailey : They're way downtown. Anyway, they'd be on my side.

  Mary Hatch : Then I'll scream!

• George Bailey : Well, just come back here, Mister. I'll give her a kiss that'll put hair back on your head!

• Harry Bailey : Say, where's Mother?

  George Bailey : She's home cooking the fatted calf.

• Ma Bailey : Looks like she

  [Ruth Dakin] 

  Ma Bailey : can keep Harry on his toes.

  George Bailey : Keep him out of Bedford Falls anyway.

• George Bailey : You're not talking to someone else? You know me, remember me, George Bailey?

  Mr. Potter : George Bailey. George Bailey, whose ship has just come in. Provided he has enough brains to climb aboard.

• George Bailey : The Navy's gonna fly him

  [Harry] 

  George Bailey : and Mother home tomorrow.

  Cousin Eustace : In a plane?

• Carter : I trust you've had a good year?

  George Bailey : A good year? Well, between you and me Mr. Carter we're broke.

  Carter : Very funny.

• George Bailey : Did you put the envelope in your pocket?

  Uncle Billy : Maybe, maybe, maybe.

  George Bailey : Maybe, maybe! I don't want any maybe, look we've got to find that money.

• Mary : Have a hectic day?

  George Bailey : Oh yeah, another big red-letter day for the Baileys!

• Clarence : We don't have money in Heaven.

  George Bailey : Comes in handy down here. I learned that a little late.