Cowboy Canteen (1944)
Max Terhune: Prof . Merlin
Quotes
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[discussing Charlie McCarthy and Mortimer Snerd]
Professor Merlin : Now, Elmer, sit up here. They're both good boys...
Professor Merlin's Dummy : Good for what?
Professor Merlin : Well, they're just naturally good boys. If I had a dummy like Charlie, I'd get somewhere...
Professor Merlin's Dummy : Yeah, and if I had a ventriloquist like Bergen, *I'd* get somewhere.
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Professor Merlin's Dummy : Did you know I'm kin to Charlie McCarthy?
Professor Merlin : Charlie McCarthy?
Professor Merlin's Dummy : Yeah.
Professor Merlin : What kin?
Professor Merlin's Dummy : Stepbrother.
Professor Merlin : Oh, stepbrother...?
Professor Merlin's Dummy : Yeah... both made out of the same doorstep.