- Smokey Allard: [as she watches May eagerly cutting into her beefsteak] Take it easy, honey. Girdles aren't what they used to be.
- Branch Owens: [after Smokey has covered up for Dana McGuire standing her up, and Branch has pointed out that McGuire is with a senator's daughter] Aww, Smokey, I'm a cad. I'd sell my soul to make you lie for me like that.
- Smokey Allard: [Whining and crying to May about Ed Browne] Why, he's so big and awkward and lovely like, just like a great big lonely dog. You wanna feed him and put your arms around him and hug him... only he'd be embarrassed to death if you did.