Charley's Aunt (1941)
Jack Benny: Babbs Babberley
Quotes
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Babbs Babberley : I'm Charley's aunt from Brazil--where the nuts come from.
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Babbs Babberley : I'm Charley's nut from Brazil where the aunts come from.
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[last lines]
Babbs Babberley : Say, I wonder if he can sue me for breach of promise.
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Babbs Babberley : I oughtta bash your crumpet.
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Babbs Babberley : I won't be a lady for you or anybody else.
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Babbs Babberley : All right, you win. But if I turn out to be your stepmother, don't blame me.
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Babbs Babberley : But he's in his third childhood. He's a cheek pincher. A boocha, boocha, boocha, boocha, boocha.
[He pinches Jack's cheek]
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Jack Chesney : I hate to mention this, Auntie, but you need a shave.
Babbs Babberley : I shaved this morning.
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Jack Chesney : Now, come on. Be a good girl and whisk off those whiskers. You can use the razor in my room.
Babbs Babberley : Why can't I be a bearded lady?
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Babbs Babberley : When I have to use myself as bait for an undersized mackerel, that's the end.
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Amy Spettigue : Haven't you ever been in love?
Babbs Babberley : [as Donna Lucia] Oh, dozens of times. Oh, I mean, once in love, always in love.
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Jack Chesney : What do you think you're doing?
Babbs Babberley : I'm gonna change my clothes and be what nature intended me to be - a man.
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Babbs Babberley : I hadn't pictured you the way you are either. Uh, you don't look at all like a client.
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Babbs Babberley : Anyone ever tell you about your eyes? Something's come over me. May I offer you a glass of sherry?
Donna Lucia d'Alvadorez : Oh, you certainly may. And, uh, what were you saying about my eyes?
Babbs Babberley : They impress me very much. Both of them.
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Babbs Babberley : Do you know what clothes do to hail. I mean to hail to clothes. I'll be right back. Now, wait for me.
[sic]
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Babbs Babberley : Every time I put these clothes on, there seem to be more of them.
[as he switches into a dress]
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Babbs Babberley : Do you believe in love at first client? Oh, you do.
Donna Lucia d'Alvadorez : I do.
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Donna Lucia d'Alvadorez : I heard something.
Babbs Babberley : It's my heart. It makes an awful racket when I'm with you.
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Amy Spettigue : Donna Lucia?
Babbs Babberley : There's that moose calling to its mate.
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Stephen Spettigue : I've been duped. You imposter. Who are you?
Babbs Babberley : I'm Charley's nut from Brazil where all the aunts come from.
[sic]
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Charley Wyckham : Well, thank goodness, I shan't have to call you aunt any more.
Babbs Babberley : No, but you might be calling me uncle pretty soon.
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Babbs Babberley : 35,000 dirty, smelly sheep. And every one of them saying, "Babbs! Babbs!"
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Babbs Babberley : [to Spettigue] I advise you to sign the temperance pledge and be saved before it's too late.
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Stephen Spettigue : Something just hit me.
[Babbs as Donna Lucia had thrown a book and knocked off his hat]
Babbs Babberley : [as Donna Lucia] Probably the tenth drink.