A Plumbing We Will Go (1940)

Moe Howard: Moe

Quotes 

• Moe : [Larry has accidentally poked a hole in the furnace vent]  Hey, are you smokin'?

  Larry : No, but the pipe is.

  Moe : The pi - uh... why, you lamebrain! Ya wanna get us suffocated? Put some tape on it!

  Larry : [checks his pockets]  We forgot the tape!

  Moe : Well, we had to forget somethin' or we wouldn't be plumbers.

• Moe : [Judge falls through the floor into the basement]  Why you dummy you. You ruined a whole day's work!

  Curly : [Realizes who it is]  NAAH the judge!

  Judge Hadley : Why you!

• Curly : Say why don't you call your stops?

  Moe : This is far enough I guess.

  Larry : Where are we?

  Curly : What do you care as long as we're not in jail.

• Butler : There You are! I called You Plumbers an Hour ago, now go inside and fix that Leak, before it gets any worse!

  Curly : Hey, who told You we're Plumbers?

  [to Moe and Larry] 

  Curly : How do You like that Guy...

  [See's Officer Kelly riding a Bicycle looking around for them] 

  Curly : Uh... weer Plumbers!

  Moe : Three of the best plumbers that ever plumbed a plum!

  Curly : woop woop woop woop woop!

• Moe : [Finally fixes leak]  Yeah, who said you need brains to be a plumber?

• Moe : [as the pipes continue to leak on him]  This ain't a house. It's a sieve!

• Moe : [after Larry punctures the furnace]  Hey, are you smokin'?

  Larry : No, but the pipe is!