- Auctioneer: And now folks, we offer you Blue Star from Col. Canfield's Stable. You connoisseurs of good horse flesh who know a fine filly when you see one.
- Henry, The Original Sing Band: Col., We's glad you all decided to keep Susie Q 'cause us boys are proudly attached to her.
- Henry, The Original Sing Band: Handicap winner! Hot dog! We're hip to earn the big Hollywood Handicap!
- Henry, The Original Sing Band: Wait a minute, I'm percolating on a powerful idea!
- Racetrack Announcer: Mickey Rooney has played enough jockey parts to horse race backwards. But, Mickey says the ponies never run that way.
- Racetrack Announcer: Charlie Butterworth had a nightmare. So, he entered it in the race.
- Racetrack Announcer: Edgar Bergen and Dorothy Lamour are betting on Wooden Indian - on the same family tree as Charlie McCarthy.
- Racetrack Announcer: The horses are now coming on the track - with Leading Lady, number 1, followed by Rhythm King - which Bing Crosby says he bought for a song.
- Racetrack Announcer: Number 3, Susie Q with Jockey Red Jones up as the entry of the Canfield Stables.
- Henry, The Original Sing Band: Hot Dog!
- Racetrack Announcer: And from observations, a dark horse in this race.
- Racetrack Announcer: Oliver Hardy is ready to take it on the chin. Well, any one of them.
- Henry, The Original Sing Band: Wait a minute, fellas. I got another powerful idea. I saw a horse win a race in the movies, 'cause somebody done sing him a song! Now, when Susie Q come down the home stretch, we all is gonna sing "Ride, Red, Ride."