Dizzy Doctors (1937)

Larry Fine: Larry

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Quotes 

• Dr. Bright : Have you ever sold anything?

  Larry : Have we ever SOLD anything!

  Moe : Have we ever SOLD anything!

  Curly : Have we?

• Curly : Hey, what's this stuff for anyway?

  Larry : Why it's a cleaner, you chump.

  Curly : I know. It's auto polish.

  Moe : You boys really want to know what it's for?

  Curly , Larry : Yeah!

  Moe : It's for sale. Now get busy selling it.

• Moe : [in a hospital, in a room with a microphone connected to the loudspeaker, hits the three skulls to make a musical jingle then hits Curly on the head]  Hello, everybody, we just brought the moon over the mountain.

  Curly : Hello, Ma. Hello, Pa. It wasn't much of a fight. I stood like that. But not for long.

  [Moe hits him on the head] 

  Moe : Quiet. This broadcast comes to you through the courtesy of Brighto and its six delicious flavors. Chocolate, vanilla, cranberry, strawberry...

  Curly : And raspberry.

  [Moe slaps him] 

  Curly : Ouch! It's still raspberry.

  [sticks his tongue out, Moe hits him on the head] 

  Curly : Ow!

  Moe : Now keep quiet or I'll sock you again.

  Larry : Are you listening. V-v-v-voo. V-v-v-voo. V-v-v...

  [Moe hits him with a backhand punch in the face] 

  Moe : Now, don't go away, gentlemen. We'll soon be with you.

  Moe , Curly , Larry : Zheee. Boom! Cuckoo!

• Moe : Brighto, Brighto, makes old bodies new!

  Larry : We'll sell a million bottles!

  Curly : Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo!

• Policeman : [Larry is standing next to a fence with one leg hidden to look crippled]  Oh I'm sorry buddy. I didn't notice the leg was gone.

  Larry : Huh? Oh yeah, gone but not forgotten.

  Policeman : War, eh?

  Larry : No, banana peel.

• Larry : Could I sell you a bottle of this Brighto? I just found out it cleans Panama hats and furniture. Also, if you have a knickknack with a nick in it, we'll knock the nick out of the knickknack with Brighto.

  [with his leg sticking through a hole in a fence, unbeknownst to him, a dog grabs him by the pant leg] 

  Larry : Dr. Bright said...

  Policeman : [seeing him thump against the fence]  What's the matter?

  Larry : I think I got somethin'. Or something's got me.

• Moe : [escaping from Dr. Arms on a gurney after realizing they ruined his car's paint job]  Give it gas, boys. Give it gas.

  Larry : They're gainin' on us. More speed, more speed.

  Curly : I got it wide open.

  Moe : Well, open it wider.

  Curly : I can't. I can't find the clutch.

  [sound of him getting slapped] 

  Curly : Ohh!

• Moe : [on a gurney and colliding with a hospital patient in a wheelchair]  What's the idea of going through a boulevard stop?

  Larry : Look at our fender.

  Curly : Soitenly. Where's your operator's license?

  Moe : Why don't you say something?

  Curly : [before he can speak]  That's enough.

  Moe : Just as I thought, drunk driving. Give him a ticket.

  Larry : One-way or round-trip?

  Moe : Make it a one-way round-trip...

  [conking him on the forehead] 

  Moe : What do you want?

• Moe : Get up, you sleepyheads. Look at me, every morning, wide awake, 11:00.

  Larry : I'm awake.

  Moe : How 'bout you?

  Curly : I'm awake, but I can't get my eyes open.

  [getting eye-poked] 

  Curly : Oow! Thanks.