- Lafe Cantillon: Oh, sure, Margaret, we gotta have prestige. I don't get invited to a half enough of these fancy house parties as I'd like. That's on account of I ain't got enough prestige.
- [he puts his feet up on the table]
- Mrs. Robert Cantillon: Father, that table happens to be a genuine Queen Anne.
- Lafe Cantillon: Gosh! Even our furniture's got titles now!