- 'Small-Change' Zeno: [as they enter a saloon] Ace, I'm so hungry I could eat a stirrup strap.
- Ace Andrews: You think that's a bad idea? Now, you take a nice stirrup strap, fry it in bacon grease, let 'er simmer down till she's just nice and brown, smother it in onions... mm!
- 'Small-Change' Zeno: I'll say it's not bad... hey, whaddya mean, not bad?
- [Ace lets out a big laugh]
- 'Small-Change' Zeno: You're laughing and I'm dying.