General Spanky (1936)

Irving Pichel: Simmons

Quotes 

• Spanky Leonard : [Shortly after Spanky & Marshall Valiant go to a card playing room, for Spanky to complete his shoe shining mission, that he just started. Just as Spanky starts to continue his shoe-shining hobby that he had just started, Simmons dropped a Poker card, on purpose, to cheat]  You dropped this card, mister.

  Simmons : That's not my card.

  Spanky Leonard : Oh, yes sir, I saw you drop it.

• Simmons : Oh, this will be a feather, in my hat, when the general learns, in my first encounter, I was victorious.

• Simmons : You little river rat. I'll teach you not to interfere with me.

  [Simmons sees a paintbrush, in Spanky's hand and it appears as if Spanky was about to try paint on his shoe! Therefore forcing Spanky and Buckwheat to dive off the ship, in fear of Simmons]