- George Hymen: All I want to know is why are we riding in a chariot with four white horses when there are hundreds of taxi cabs?
- Calliope 'Gracie' Dove: Well, four horses couldn't get into a taxi cab. Even if they had money!
- George Hymen: Why are you driving so fast?
- Calliope 'Gracie' Dove: Well, I want to get to my daddy before I have an accident.
- J. Davis Bowster: I hope I come up to your expectations.
- Calliope 'Gracie' Dove: Oh yes, on account of I'm not expecting too much.
- J. Davis Bowster: Let me remind you again the three N's of the youth and beauty special. No necking, not now and nnn-nnn.
- Dick Winters: Well, how can I ask your father for your hand in marriage if I don't know his name?
- Sylvia Smith: Well, I'll tell ya. It's the same as mine.