- Curley: [about his sandwich, which bit him on the nose, while trying to eat it] It bit me, but I got him.
- Mrs. Walton: The gentlemen are going to do their native dance.
- Curley: I ain't gonna take my clothes off for anybody!
- Sr. Luis Balero Cantino: [after the Stooges shoot grapes and a banana in his mouth while he's singing opera] What you try to make for me? A fruit salad? Pigs!
- [slips on a banana and gets back up]
- Moe: He can't call me that and get away with it!
- Sr. Luis Balero Cantino: More pigs!
- [Moe throws a pineapple, which floats through the air until it hits him, off-screen]