Love Me Tonight (1932)

Myrna Loy: Countess Valentine

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• Vicomte Gilbert de Vareze : Now uncle, now look, I've got to get back to Paris.

  Duke d'Artelines : You can't. You're staying here permanently. And if I hear any more of your debts, any more bills, I'll cut you off without a sou.

  Vicomte Gilbert de Vareze : Oh, now...

  Duke d'Artelines : Do you understand? You're imp... imp... uh, what's the word?

  Vicomte Gilbert de Vareze : Impertuneous.

  [sic] 

  Duke d'Artelines : No, no. no.

  Countess Valentine : Impudent?

  Duke d'Artelines : No, no.

  Vicomte Gilbert de Vareze : No, no. Imposter?

  Duke d'Artelines : No!

  Countess Valentine : Impertinent?

  Duke d'Artelines : Ah, that's it. You impertinent jack... uh... uh... uh... jack... uh...

  Vicomte Gilbert de Vareze : Jackal?

  Duke d'Artelines : No, no, no.

  Vicomte Gilbert de Vareze : Well, I'm sure...

  Countess Valentine : Jackass?

  Duke d'Artelines : No, no.

  Vicomte Gilbert de Vareze : [to Valentine]  I wish you'd go to bed.

  Duke d'Artelines : Jackanapes!

  Vicomte Gilbert de Vareze : Ahhhh...

  Duke d'Artelines : You impertinent jackanapes. Liar! Cheat!

  Vicomte Gilbert de Vareze : You'll be insulting me in a minute.

  Duke d'Artelines : Nitwit! Numbskull! Nincompoop!

• Countess Valentine : Can't you even get a footman under 40 in this place?

• Vicomte Gilbert de Vareze : Valentine, can you go for a doctor?

  Countess Valentine : Certainly. Bring him right in.

  Vicomte Gilbert de Vareze : No, no. It's for Jeanette. She's fainted again.

• Vicomte Gilbert de Vareze : How much money can you loan me?

  Countess Valentine : I'm over my allowance and Uncle won't let me have any money.

  Vicomte Gilbert de Vareze : Oh, you don't know how to handle the old skyhawk. I'll tell him I need the money for charity. To provide good homes for bad stenographers.

• Vicomte Gilbert de Vareze : What are you doing?

  Countess Valentine : Trying to get up enough energy to go to bed.

• Countess Valentine : My dear uncle, you can get rid of me for 20,000 francs.

  Duke d'Artelines : My dear countess, I...

  Countess Valentine : Oh, uncle, don't be so pomp. I'm only asking you for some of the money you're holding in trust for me.

  Duke d'Artelines : If I give you any you'd go straight back to Paris. You're staying here, Valentine. What you need is more of the simple life, young woman.

• Princess Jeanette : Tell me, do you ever think of anything but men, dear?

  Countess Valentine : Oh, yes.

  Princess Jeanette : Of what?

  Countess Valentine : Schoolboys.

• Dowager : Oh, Miss Dutoit has been insulted.

  Countess Valentine : Some men have no taste.