The Dentist (1932)
Marjorie Kane: Mary - Dentist's Daughter
Quotes
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Mary - Dentist's Daughter : [after her father has patted her on the derriere as she looks into the ice box] Fifty pounds and chop it fine.
Dentist : [reading from a newpaper] "Mrs. Unclebeck..."
[looking up when her words have sunk in]
Dentist : What do you mean, "Fifty pounds and chop it fine"?
Mary - Dentist's Daughter : Oh, I thought you were Arthur.
Dentist : Who's Arthur?
Mary - Dentist's Daughter : He's the man I intend to marry.
Dentist : Oh, well, don't tell me anything about it - I'm only your father. I can read in the newspaper. What does he do for a living?
Mary - Dentist's Daughter : Well, he's the iceman.
Dentist : [shocked] An iceman?
Mary - Dentist's Daughter : Yeah, he goes to college. He's a Cornell man.
Arthur - The Iceman : [voice from outside] Iceman.
Mary - Dentist's Daughter : Red Grange was an iceman.
Dentist : He's still an iceman as far as I'm concerned.
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[first lines]
Dentist : Where are my glasses?
Mary - Dentist's Daughter : They're on your head.
Dentist : Oh, yeah, thanks. Where's the newspaper?
Mary - Dentist's Daughter : You're sitting on it.
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Dentist : Where are my golf clubs?
Mary - Dentist's Daughter : In your golf bag.
Dentist : Yeah, but, where's the golf...
[trips]
Dentist : ...bag?
Mary - Dentist's Daughter : You just fell over it.
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Mary - Dentist's Daughter : Where's the ice?
Dentist : In the icebox!
Mary - Dentist's Daughter : There's just a little piece left. Now I'll have to get some more.
Dentist : Keep that iceman outta here! I'm going to order a Frigidaire.
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Dentist : Where's my cap?
Mary - Dentist's Daughter : You never wear any.
Dentist : Oh, yeah, that's right.
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Dentist : Open that door!
Mary - Dentist's Daughter : I can't. You locked me in.
Dentist : Where's the key?
Mary - Dentist's Daughter : In your pocket.
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[last lines]
Mary - Dentist's Daughter : Father, you're not *really* going to buy a Frigidaire, are you?
Dentist : [turning in a huff and addressing Arthur the Iceman in an gruff "okay-you-win-but-I'm-not-happy-about-it" tone] Fifty pounds of ice and make it snappy.
Mary - Dentist's Daughter : [leaps into Arthur's arms for a joyful kiss, relieved that her father has accepted her beau]