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Jeffrey Haywood
- [Questioning Reginald Irving]
- Jeffrey Haywood: Have you ever had anything to do with women?
- Reginald Irving: Oh, I used to sell vacuum cleaners.
- Jeffrey Haywood: No no, I mean, have you ever had a love affair with a woman?
- Reginald Irving: Oh, gosh no.
- Jeffrey Haywood: Well, you're going to have.
- Reginald Irving: Oh, I can't. I don't get paid until Saturday.
- Jeffrey Haywood: Now, when you first get to your room, order some... uh, champagne and broiled lobster.
- Reginald Irving: Champ... Ch... Can't you make it beer?
- Jeffrey Haywood: Beer? Certainly not. Champagne!
- [pause]
- Jeffrey Haywood: C, H, A, M, P, A, uh... oh, well, make it wine. W, I, N, E.
- Reginald Irving: Oh well, what do I call her?
- Jeffrey Haywood: Oh, call her... kid, sweetheart, baby...
- Reginald Irving: Kid, sweetheart, baby.
- Jeffrey Haywood: Uh huh. And then when you're helping her to take off her...
- Reginald Irving: Take off her what?
- Jeffrey Haywood: Wrap!
- Reginald Irving: R, A, P.
- Jeffrey Haywood: No, WRAP! *W*, R, A, P.
- Reginald Irving: Wap?
- Jeffrey Haywood: Wap?... Well, make it coat.
- Reginald Irving: K, O, T, E.
- Jeffrey Haywood: All right, have it your own way; but, remember, I warned you.
- Angelica Embrey: Warned me? You've intrigued me.
- Jeffrey Haywood: Did you pull it over?
- Impostor Lover: Norma Shearer couldn't have done any better!
- Jeffrey Haywood: Good girl! Here's 50 extra.
- Impostor Lover: Mmm!
- Jeffrey Haywood: Say, Angie, what's happened?
- Angelica Embrey: Oh, nothing's happened! That's just it! Why, nothing's ever happened to Reggie! Why, he's not even a man!
- Reginald Irving: Oh, I am too!
- Angelica Embrey: Even Professor Einstein couldn't make me believe that.
- Reginald Irving: Well, what'll I do with this woman while I'm waiting? I'm not much at talkin'.
- Jeffrey Haywood: Oh, well, I'll tell you. Here, I'll draw a diagram for you.
- Jeffrey Haywood: I want to get married next week and you're the one that's going to do it for me.
- Polly Hathaway: Do it for you? Great scott, when a man gets married that's one thing he must do for himself.
- Jeffrey Haywood: I only want you to have supper with him. Will you?
- Polly Hathaway: Well, will he give me a good supper?
- Jeffrey Haywood: Oh, sure! In my room. Its at the Seaside Hotel.
- Jeffrey Haywood: If we can only get Angelica to find her Reggie with another woman...
- Polly Hathaway: Oh, I see!
- Jeffrey Haywood: Looks don't mean anything. Anyone will do.
- Polly Hathaway: Oh, so you picked me! Thanks!
- Jeffrey Haywood: Oh, no, you're such a great scout.
- Polly Hathaway: Yes, I'm Buffalo Bill.
- Jeffrey Haywood: Now, listen, you will register as Mr. and Mrs. John Smith.
- Polly Hathaway: Mr. and Mrs. John Smith? Now, I'm Pocahontas.
- Jeffrey Haywood: I better find someone who can put a little pep into a man. Someone with enough "it" to teach a man how to act with a woman.
- Polly Hathaway: Oh, yeah? What is the address of this Seaside Hotel?
- Jeffrey Haywood: What's the idea of the golf clubs?
- Reginald Irving: Oh, I thought maybe if Angelica was late, I could practice puttin'.
- Jeffrey Haywood: Listen, Polly, we've always been good friends, haven't we?
- Polly Hathaway: Yes. But you're scaring the friendship out of me.
- Jeffrey Haywood: I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll marry Angelica myself.
- Virginia Embrey: What?
- Jeffrey Haywood: Yeah, and then I'll poison her and marry you.
- Virginia Embrey: Where are you going?
- Jeffrey Haywood: Where am I going? To get the poison.
- Jeffrey Haywood: [to Reginald Irving] I might fix it so she could be the mother of your children.
- [Reginald faints]