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Reginald Irving
- [Questioning Reginald Irving]
- Jeffrey Haywood: Have you ever had anything to do with women?
- Reginald Irving: Oh, I used to sell vacuum cleaners.
- Jeffrey Haywood: No no, I mean, have you ever had a love affair with a woman?
- Reginald Irving: Oh, gosh no.
- Jeffrey Haywood: Well, you're going to have.
- Reginald Irving: Oh, I can't. I don't get paid until Saturday.
- Leila Crofton: Well, I should think she'd be able to take one look at you and realize that if you were left alone with a woman... why...
- Reginald Irving: We'd both be safe.
- [pause]
- Reginald Irving: I-I was in a house one time, aaall alone with the most beautiful French maid... and she tried to kiss me. She was baking a pie...
- Leila Crofton: And what did you do?
- Reginald Irving: ...I ate the pie.
- Nita Leslie: Reggie, you wicked, wicked man! Where will I change?
- [Opens the bedroom door]
- Nita Leslie: It looks like a bed!
- Reginald Irving: It is a bed.
- Nita Leslie: Oh, Reggie, I feel so wicked! Reggie, come here. Unhook my dress.
- Nita Leslie: [From behind the bedroom door] Don't you dare come in!
- Reginald Irving: Give me your clothes so I can send them down and have 'em dried.
- Nita Leslie: I'll give you the clothes but don't you dare come in!
- Reginald Irving: She doesn't want me to come in.
- Bell Hop: I noticed that.
- Jeffrey Haywood: Now, when you first get to your room, order some... uh, champagne and broiled lobster.
- Reginald Irving: Champ... Ch... Can't you make it beer?
- Jeffrey Haywood: Beer? Certainly not. Champagne!
- [pause]
- Jeffrey Haywood: C, H, A, M, P, A, uh... oh, well, make it wine. W, I, N, E.
- Reginald Irving: Oh well, what do I call her?
- Jeffrey Haywood: Oh, call her... kid, sweetheart, baby...
- Reginald Irving: Kid, sweetheart, baby.
- Jeffrey Haywood: Uh huh. And then when you're helping her to take off her...
- Reginald Irving: Take off her what?
- Jeffrey Haywood: Wrap!
- Reginald Irving: R, A, P.
- Jeffrey Haywood: No, WRAP! *W*, R, A, P.
- Reginald Irving: Wap?
- Jeffrey Haywood: Wap?... Well, make it coat.
- Reginald Irving: K, O, T, E.
- Reginald Irving: Suppose I told you that I'm not the man you think I am and that I don't know these other women? I've never been out with them at all.
- Angelica Embrey: You naughty, naughty boy! As if I believe it. No darling, its not your past I'm worried about. Its your future and your present.
- Jeffrey Haywood: Say, Angie, what's happened?
- Angelica Embrey: Oh, nothing's happened! That's just it! Why, nothing's ever happened to Reggie! Why, he's not even a man!
- Reginald Irving: Oh, I am too!
- Angelica Embrey: Even Professor Einstein couldn't make me believe that.
- Reginald Irving: Well, what'll I do with this woman while I'm waiting? I'm not much at talkin'.
- Jeffrey Haywood: Oh, well, I'll tell you. Here, I'll draw a diagram for you.
- Jeffrey Haywood: What's the idea of the golf clubs?
- Reginald Irving: Oh, I thought maybe if Angelica was late, I could practice puttin'.
- Polly Hathaway: What you're supposed to do now is to make love to me!
- Reginald Irving: Where do I begin?
- Detective: Where's the body?
- Reginald Irving: What body?
- Detective: Any body!
- Reginald Irving: There isn't anybody here but me.
- Reginald Irving: [Offering to pay the farmer for their ride to the hotel on his hay wagon after his car lost a wheel] How much do I owe you?
- Hay wagon driver: Ya think two dollars would be too much?
- Reginald Irving: Yes.
- Hay wagon driver: Well, then give me a dollar.