- Ricketts, the Butler: Listen to me, you dames. You're supposed to be here to entertain on a big party, in a big way.
- Charley: Now, listen girls, when these fellas get here tonight, now, I want you to whoop things up big!
- Miss Garvin: Oh, baby!
- Charley: Say, I'll bet that's them now. Now, listen. I want you to run upstairs into the bedroom and put a lot of powder and cake on and take your wraps off and things.
- Charley: Well, eh, could we play some sort of a game, or something?
- Miss Todd: Oh, yeah, yeah. We could play Post Office.
- Charley: Post Office?
- Miss Todd: Oh, Post Office is a swell game! You be Postmaster first. Come on, I'll show you.
- Charley: Thanks. Now, wait a minute, just what'll we do?
- Miss Todd: Well, I go out in the hall and you stay here and I say I have some mail for one of the men and you send them out to me and I do the rest.