Rain or Shine (1930)

Joe Cook: Smiley Johnson

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• Amos K. Shrewsberry : Just a minute. I want to see you. I've got a feed bill here I want to talk to you about.

  Smiley Johnson : Say, brother, you certainly were a big help to me. Now, I know what you're gonna say, you're modest and you want to make me believe you don't have it all. I want all these good folks to know what a great guy you are. You're not the mayor here, are you? You know the minute I laid eyes on you, I says to myself, now there's a man who looks just like Jimmy Walker and he should ought to be mayor of this cute little town.

  Amos K. Shrewsberry : No, I'm not the mayor, but I'd like to see you inside alone.

  Smiley Johnson : Alone? That will be impossible, I'll be with you.

• Smiley Johnson : Princess, I would like to have you to meet Mr. Shrewsberry. He's going to be one of the new owners of the show, one of the new partners.

  Frankie : Oh, what great, big, shoulders you have!

  Smiley Johnson : Not too rough, Princess. He isn't put together any too well. Don't do that. Now, don't do that.

  Frankie : Oh, I just love athletic men, Mr. Gooseberry.

  Amos K. Shrewsberry : You should see me pitch horse shoes.

  Frankie : Oh, I'd love to, Mr. Strawberry.

  Amos K. Shrewsberry : No, Blackberry, eh, Shrewsberry, is the name.

  Frankie : You come and see me in my wagon sometime, Mr. Raspberry.

  Smiley Johnson : Hey, now, no, don't give him that, don't give him that Princess.

  Frankie : I'll be seeing you. Woo hoo! Woo hoo! Mr. Dingleberry.

• Smiley Johnson : You will also see the voluptuous princess de shimmy. The most gorgeous Oriental dancer in the world today. Why, she wiggles and shakes like a bowl of jelly on a frosty morning.

• Smiley Johnson : See, you eat too fast. Don't chew your food, masticate your food.