- Howard Presley: [Looking at a sleeping Bingo] She's lovely. Fascinating.
- Ben Murchison: Aye, just confirms what I've always said: the sweetest flowers grow in the mud.
- Andy: What the dickens is your name, anyway?
- Bingo: Bingo. Bingo Dowling.
- Andy: Bingo?
- Bingo: Well, my right name is Alice. You see, a sailor named me.
- Andy: A sailor?
- Bingo: Mm-hmm. It was, em, you see, I was walkin' down the street once and a sailor made a wise crack at me, so I socked him in the nose. And when he came to he said "Bingo!" The natives said it and it sort of stuck.
- Howard Presley: Ben, what a swell lookin' dump this is.
- Ben Murchison: Well, what did you expect to find? Coney Island? Come on, let's promote a drink.
- Howard Presley: Let's promote two.
- Howard Presley: It's morning, Ben.
- Ben Murchison: Aye, another day in the funny old game of life.
- Howard Presley: Sometimes I wonder why we trouble to play it at all.
- Ben Murchison: You know, eight months is a pretty long time to be together. And I don't mind tellin' you, my partner's beginning to get a little bit daffy about her.
- Ben Murchison: Tell me, have you ever heard her swear?
- Jollop: Well, yes, a little.
- Ben Murchison: No, she doesn't swear a little. If you've heard her at all, you've heard everything!
- Mrs. Mason: It will be quite gloomy out here, after dinner.
- Andy: I know, but, it will be so dark then, I won't be able to see your eyes. I love your eyes.
- Mrs. Mason: Oh, you *do* know how to flirt, don't you.
- Andy: Well, I learned about women from, eh, women.
- Title Card: From South America to New York... from calico to chiffon... from jungle to night-club... and all in a few months.
- Howard Presley: How's Miss Alice?
- Ben Murchison: Oh, my, wait until you see her. She's simply beautiful.
- Howard Presley: Is she tame yet?
- Ben Murchison: Tame? Oh, no. I sometimes think she's worst. Of course, you know she's learned a lot of that highfalutin stuff. You know the bunk. But, underneath it all, she's still the same sweet Bingo.
- Ben Murchison: What's going on here? What's the matter?
- Bingo: One man told another man he could lick my man but he couldn't do it, Uncle Ben, no sir, he couldn't do it!
- Ben Murchison: You know, young McAllister was spinnin' the gun to show me how Tom Mix did it. And I took it away from him, because I wanted to show him I knew how to spin a gun long before I ever heard of Tom Mix and suddenly, bang, off it goes.
- Ben Murchison: [in the cabin while on board the ship back to New York] All I want is a bracer before I kill that monkey.
- Jollop: You're going to kill him?
- Ben Murchison: No. I'm, I'm going to drop him out of a porthole. And if he can't swim, well, that'll be just too bad.