William Haines credited as playing...
Jack Kelly
- Kelly: Did I have a good time! And did I get plastered. And did I meet a swell dame. And did I knock a couple of bimbos in the eye.
- Alice: We met at the Ladies Uplift.
- Mrs. Brown: The Ladies Uplift?
- Kelly: I'm a member there. Been for many years.
- Kelly: You like sailors, then?
- Alice: Well, you're the first one I've ever really talked to. You see, my mother doesn't like them.
- Kelly: What's the matter with her?
- Alice: Well, I guess it's because father used to be a sailor.
- Kelly: Oh, I see.
- Alice: When he was young. You know, she wouldn't have let me come here tonight at all if she knew you boys were here.
- Kelly: Oh, old folks is dizzy that way.
- Sven Swanson: So, we get a good time now?
- Kelly: Oh, a coupla drinks, maybe.
- Sven Swanson: You ain't forgettin' the women?
- Kelly: Oh, I don't have to remember the women. They remember me. Love 'em and leave 'em. Them's me sentiments.
- Kelly: A nice kid like you ought to be married to a bookkeeper or somthin'. You know, I guy that sticks around and does his homework.
- Kelly: Say, I ain't the marryin' kind. You know a sailor's life don't belong to him. It belongs to the government. And besides, if we got married we'd have to make love through the mail carrier or somethin'.