Men O'War (1929)

Stan Laurel: Stan

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• Ollie : Can't you GRASP the situation? You must refuse!

  Stan : But you keep asking me.

  Ollie : I'm only putting it on for the goils.

  Stan : OH!

  Ollie : [stretching the words]  And we've only got FIF-TEEN CENTS.

  [Stan nods in acknowledgement, finally getting it] 

  Ollie : That's right, now come on. Now, let's see...

  [points to each girl] 

  Ollie : Soda, soda,

  [points to self] 

  Ollie : Soda, and my dear Stan, what will you have?

  Stan : I don't want any.

  Girl : Oh, General, don't be a piker.

  Stan : Okay, I'll have a banana split.

• Ollie : Go ahead and drink your half.

  [Stanley drinks the entire soda] 

  Ollie : [Ollie picks up the glass and finds it empty. He gives Stan a shameful look, making him hang his head]  Do you know what you've done?

  [nods] 

  Ollie : What made you do it?

  Stan : I couldn't help it.

  Ollie : Why?

  Stan : My half was on the bottom.

  [cries] 

• Ollie : When I ask you to have a drink, you refuse.

  [Stan nods in acknowledgement, but begins to look confused the more he thinks about it] 

  Ollie : Everything is just going to be fine.

  [Points to each girl] 

  Ollie : Soda, soda,

  [points to self] 

  Ollie : Soda, and what will you have Stan?

  Stan : Soda.

• Sodajerk : What flavor?

  Ollie : [innocently]  Sassafras.

  [Stan taps him] 

  Ollie : What is it?

  Stan : I don't like frassasass.

  Sodajerk : D'oh.

  Ollie : [exasperated]  Three sodas. One with frassa... Sassafrass!

  [shoves Stan] 

  Ollie : Shut up.

• Ollie : And why did you do it?

  Stan : I had to. My half was on the bottom. I had to drink it all to get it.