- George Brooks: Ellen, I've decided to send you to my ranch for a while.
- Ellen Brooks: Oh! That will be thrilling!
- George Brooks: I'm sending your Aunt Effie along to see that it's not too thrilling.
- Stagecoach Driver: [hands Barney a rifle] It's to save our hides - - a bunch of them reservation Injuns is on the warpath.
- Title Card: Ellen Brooks had everything she wanted - - except enough excitement.
- Barney McGill: I think we're out of gas.
- Tom Markham: You don't think - - you *know* we're out of gas.
- Ellen Brooks: Couldn't you find some other place to park?
- Tom Markham: We're not parking ma'am - we're resting.