Review of Ash

Ash (2025)
1/10
A Grade Z Alien Ripoff
23 March 2025
Aaron Paul's salary must have been half the budget of this cheesy looking, poorly acted, musically annoying ripoff of the Alien movies.

I was truly misled by the reviews I read. Rotten Tomatoes critics gave this a 75. Had I not gone to the movie theater, but instead watched it at home, I would have turned it off ten minutes into it. The couple sitting next to me, walked out after twenty minutes. They were smart. I had to persevere and see if things would turn around. They didn't. One saving grace was the short run time of 97 minutes. At one point I snuck a peek at my cellphone to find out how much longer the movie would be. I repeatedly glanced at my watch to see how much time how passed since the last time I looked.

Save yourself a miserable 97 minutes and stay home. If it shows up on pay for view, take my word, this is boring and not worth your time.
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